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Alistar Humor Guide by Janitsu

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Janitsu Last updated on March 8, 2014
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The masteries shown here are not yet updated for the current season, the guide author needs to set up the new masteries. As such, they will be different than the masteries you see in-game.



Masteries

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Havoc
 
 

Offense: 0

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Legendary Guardian
 
 

Defense: 0

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Wanderer
 
 

Utility: 30


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Introduction

I got to Gold II because I know how to play this game. This is why you guys should do EXACTLY THE SAME as I do. I am here to give you advice and such so no worries. Just trust me, these items, runes and masteries work like a dream. I usually use Golden Alistar skin because it is freaking awesome


I also get high diamonds against me on my smurf whose name I won't tell because I don't want friend requests.


Here, a song:



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Runes

Greater Mark of Cooldown Reduction - I take these runes because they allows you to use more abilities. It works for me.
Greater Seal of Cooldown Reduction - I take these runes because they allow you to use more abilities. It works for me.

Greater Seal of Gold - I take these runes because they give me gold. It works for me.

Greater Glyph of Scaling Cooldown Reduction - I take these runes because they allow you use more abilities. It works for me.

Greater Quintessence of Cooldown Reduction - I take these runes because they allow you to use more abilities. And as you might've had guessed, they work for me.


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Masteries

Why the f wouldn't you take 30 points in one tree!???!?!?!?!?!??!? IF YOU RUN SETUPS LIKE 21/0/9 YOU SHOULD SHAME. IF YOU DARE TO SEPARATE THE MASTERIES FROM EACH OTHER YOU ARE COLD BLOODED MOTHAFACKA

PLS DON'T DO THAT


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Items

Atma's Impaler - Gives you ton of critical chance and attack speed. It also works for me.

Boots of Swiftness - Furor - These give you movement speed. They work for me.

Executioner's Calling - Gives life steal and critical chance. Also, works for me.

Frozen Mallet - Slow. Do I need to say more? (I get this item, it works for me)

Guinsoo's Rageblade - Damage and Ability power? Works for me.

Runaan's Hurricane - the best item in the game hands down. It's bugged with Alistar because they work for me.

Sword of the Divine - The best item against heavy AD teams. I get this item so it's good!

Warmog's Armor - Gives health. Also, I get this item.

Wriggle's Lantern - A free ward. (WORKS FOR ME)

zeke's herald - WORKS FOR ME


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Skill Sequence

I max Triumphant Roar first because it works for me. Then I max Headbutt because IT WORKS FOR ME. Then I max Pulverize because IT. WORKS. FOR. ME. (IT ALSO WORKS FOR ME)

I MAX ULTIMATE LAST BECAUSE IT'S SO USELESSSSSSSSSSS


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Ranked Play

YES, PLAY IN RANKEDS


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Spells

Teleport - YOU WANT TO MOVE FROM place TO place FAST

Clarity - ITS NAME IS SO FRIGGIN AWESOME SO WHY WOULDN'T YOU TAKE IT?


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