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Alistar Build Guide by Guidetoleague

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League of Legends Build Guide Author Guidetoleague

Alistar wrecking guide - HUMOR - do not try

Guidetoleague Last updated on May 7, 2014
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Ability Sequence

4
5
6
7
8
Ability Key Q
9
10
11
12
13
Ability Key W
14
15
16
17
18
Ability Key E
1
2
3
Ability Key R





Not Updated For Current Season

The masteries shown here are not yet updated for the current season, the guide author needs to set up the new masteries. As such, they will be different than the masteries you see in-game.



Masteries

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Havoc
 
 

Offense: 0

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Legendary Guardian
 
 

Defense: 0

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
1/
Wanderer
 
 

Utility: 30


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Introduction

Welcome to Humor guide for Alistar.


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Pros / Cons

PROS:

Infinite awesomeness
Best crit champ
Amazing outplay ability from level 19+
Can achieve triple maximum power (only champion who can)


CONS:

So good it becomes difficult to handle emotionally


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Runes

So much crit you wouldnt believe. I crit every single attack, AND every single spell including ignite


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Masteries

These are the masteries for maximum power. I go 98,000,000-1-2 every game. They surrender every time.


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Skill Sequence

Max your ulti first. Then Q. Then W. Then E. After that you will have double maximum power.


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Spells

COMBO = Q Q Q Q W W W W W W W E E E E E E R R R R R Q W E R W Q W W E Q R W E W Q R W QW E Q RW Q R W QE E. All the double letters you see are for when you press multiple buttons simultaneously for triple maximum power.


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Farming

First rule of farming: always go straight to enemy turret zone at level one.
Second rule of farming: never get more CS than your opponent.
Third rule of farming: last hitting is for noobs. Always attack one minion over and over until it is dead.
Fourth rule of farming: ALWAYS let your opponent get CS. It is polite.


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Team Work

Always use your heal when everyone is at full health. It does the most at that time.


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Summary

Alistar is a big fat crit cow. Get all those crit runes and you will be unstoppable. 5 Pentakills in the first 90 seconds for me.