Cassiopeia Humor Guide by Dawgdude
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WTF CASIOPELA? AR U NUTZ ?
Hi guys. I play League of Legends for a long time. And i play with my friends. I was terribul, but then i boght Cassiopeia. Top guide wuz good, but nobody will tell me how to play my champz, because im gangsta. So then i removed some words and i created a new champion: Casiopela, the street thug. I will explain later.
I have only 20k+ IP so i must be careful with my IP. So when i created my champ, i had my great runez from ezrelel (guide ***ing soon). So basicaly when you want to be like me, you need:
Greater Mark of Insight: because enemes wear bulletproof vest (will explane later) and you need shoot them down
Greater seal of replenishemalent: because you need ammo thats all
Greater seal of resilince: because more booletproof vest more warmogz
Greater glyph of warding: because dem enemys got guns i said that last time zomg, btw glyph of WARDING doesnt mean you will buy wardz, I DARE YOU !!!
Lesser glyph of potency: im poor, so i cannot buy so much ammo, but this doesnt matter
Greater Kvinteskencte of Desolation: THIS IS WHAT MADES CASIOPELA, ARMOR PENE WILL BURN DEM DOWN !!! dont trust me ?
Butcher: must pick just because of that name, you + damage to minions will slay lane and be better mid trust me i got dis
Demolitionist: armor pene quins + this = insta backdoor
Vampirism: Life steal >> ability power, my guide is hybrid
On the other lane, you must stack gold. Why ? Becauze.
Itemz like a pimp
So first of all you need boots. Just only one, you have tail hahaha im funny like a teemo gimme cookie.
RULE NUMBAR ONE: BUY POTIONS !!! You will need health and own them. Trust me guys, i got prooven !
Doran ring is just for fashion, i rly dont care what i build, my hybrid guide is so powerful, i just buy items for their look
RULE NUMBAR TWO: BUY EVEN MOAR POTIONS !!!
CORE ITEM N 1: Bullet proof vest. Because streets of summoners rift do not forgive, with this west you will slay dem all
CORE ITEM N 2: Belt. Every great hero got one, you must too.
CORE ITEM N 3: Pimp stick. Just to say how great you are
Guntech Revolver: sometimes you will need to shoot some plankars in tha hood, you will need gun. DO NOT TRADE THIS GUN FOR BOOK OR AXEGUN OR SOME WTF STOOPID THANGS. You have bigass gun, you are stoopid if you will buy from this some stoopid book.
Zhonya Hourglass: Just because you can time, when your enemies die. Useful
This is all what matters. If you have too much gold and prosti... i mean katarina, miss fortune taric and ezreel, just buy some ice staff.
Q: farts: Max dem first, you will own dem
W: vomits: Max last, you have boots, do not need slow
E: miss fortunes handy mouth: with this you will suck money from everybody max after farts, because taric is not interested in sucking at all
R: "Im pregnant" look: Stun everybody, except taric and ezreel
I own them all
My last wins.
I hope i was helpful. Do not listen haters, because they trying to slow you down. I did not listened my friends, and look. I got my first guide of them, because they just follow top builds, and they dont think, when they playing for themself.