Teemo Humor Guide by Propain
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Introduction: How to Play
I learned this game from Phreak and the riot staff when servers went down one day they streamed catch the teemo. This is how you play i believe.
5V5 Summoners rift.
Need a teemo, and 4 defenders with him, have 5 offense enemies. main goal, kill Captain teemo twice in 10 minutes, easy? yep. except you cannot back, you cannot go stealth and you cannot leave jungle, you can cross from the river at dragon, river at baron, the path through each mid turrent. cannot go in lane or any bush in lane and just stay alive. Oh and you can't leave lane to get levels. can enter fights, but not recommended
Unable to tell you, idk about using teleport to tp to a ward in jungle :( sorry.
Now that we know how to play lets get going on the runes
For marks i see nothing in it but health for teemo, better to survive
for seals, get some armor help you survive as well, you wont be attacking you must survive.
For glyphs i take MR same reason and seals.
as for my quints id take health or MS as you will be running alot but also need to survive.
Offense? No you will be sitting in the back.
Utility? only for the MS yes :D
Defense? GOLDEN! Health, dmg reduction and some MS!!! Perfect for captain teemo!
Doran's Shield- Armor, health regend and HP nice!!
Boot's Of Speed- MS To get away and 3 pots to sustain damage.
Ruby Crystal- Straight HP!
I only recommend these 3 items because to start. these 3 are best to survive and or sustain.
Flash- GOOD TO HOP OVER WALLS
Heal-JUST WHEN THEY THINK THEY GOT YOU! HEAL! :D
Ghost- More MS To escape!
Cleanse-Good to get out of exhaust
Exhaust-good to slow down opponent.
mostly everything else.
NEVER, EVER, EVER BE ALONE!
Dont let your team leave you they could be warding 3-4 enemies off but you could get ganked 1-2 other guys especially stealthies! always stay near team! or at least a teamate.
usually teemos stay in their jungle from what i see. but dont be afraid to confuse your enemy and hide in their jungle with 1-2 people :D
GOOD DEFENDERS AND ATTACKERS
Alistar Amazing CC, And small heal can cover your *** anyday.
Janna MS Passive a shield a slow a knockup, really great.
Shaco Boxes, give vision and annoy.
Veigar Aoe CC nice defender
Blitzcrank- 2 much cc to pass up :3
Anivia- Dat wall and slow and stun too good!
Leaona Has stun written all over her :3 real nice at defending you.
Ryze Snare :] real nice
Nunu MS Buff and slow also nice.
Sion Nice stun to keep enemy away.
Singed Nice slow and toss back
Trundle The MS And the pillar so hawt!!!
There are plenty more good defenders that are nice, such as Taric Stun and heal, Soraka Heal or even Sona with heal and MS basicly you want anyone that can protect your teemo, CC, Or heal your team!
[[OFFENSE GOOD CHAMPS
Garen- That movement speed that brush demacian spin, and his sexy looks, garen makes teemo tremble in catch the teemo be wary of him!
Twitch Evelynn Shaco- The dread 3 stealthies that can come in and kick you in the **** in a few seconds cause they go unoticed as stealthies and assasins.
Blitzcrank Grab teemo? and its over!
Amumu nice snare to catch teemo and initiate.
Ryze great snare to catch the teemo.
Alistar A combo can mean death for teemo from this guy.
Vayne her condemm hurts and stuns you and she does damage.
Sion great at catching mr.teemo.
Rammus So deadly with taunt and speed!
For offense you want to focus on getting CC,Damage and usually a stealthy or two, with any of these usually your bound to catch the sucker sometime
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU4kzCYyd7A from OFFENSE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV4VJwBbnks&feature=related from the TEEMO HIMSELF!
Please make this go NOTICED Riot made this a live event a while back ago FORGET DOMINION!
MAKE CATCH THE TEEMO A MAP AND GAME WITHIN LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!!! IT WOULD BE GLORIOUS THUMBS UP IF YOU LIKE :D
ALSO I AM YPYN PROPAIN ON NA SERVER IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PLAY, WE CAN START ROLLING PEOPLE IN! WE NEED TO MAKE THIS A REAL GAME SO MUCH FUN!