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Xerath Build Guide by QQsomemore

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League of Legends Build Guide Author QQsomemore

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QQsomemore Last updated on December 27, 2011
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Ability Sequence

1
4
7
10
13
Ability Key Q
2
5
8
11
14
Ability Key W
3
6
9
12
15
Ability Key E
16
17
18
Ability Key R





Not Updated For Current Season

The masteries shown here are not yet updated for the current season, the guide author needs to set up the new masteries. As such, they will be different than the masteries you see in-game.



Masteries

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
3/
Sunder
Archmage
 
 
 
 
 
 
1/
Executioner
 
 

Offense: 22

 
 
 
 
 
Durability
Vigor
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Honor Guard
Mercenary
 
 
 
 
 
 
Juggernaut
 
 

Defense: 1

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Strength of Spirit
Intelligence
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Mastermind
 

Utility: 7


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Introduction

Hello, my fello friends my name is William Yoshi Viking Albert Trey Campbell Shepard the 8th. I will be showing you how to be the best xerath player in the whole walmart. To prove that im pro I have a 5000 elo.
*PROOOOOOOOOOOOOF* Rank=2,496,021 Name=zzxxSuperPr0Sn1perz36On0Sc0oooopexxzz Wins=2 Losses=83 Rating=54. See, pretty good eh?
Walmart has some pretty good xerath players same with kmart, target, and rite-aid. Now for 7-eleven, they have rammus pros. But, today is your lucky chance to kill those rammuses with soup. Now the soup you want to get is tomato soup, chicken noodle soup, etc. Now time for the ingredients for soups.
HOW TO MAKE SOUPS
Tomato soup-tomatos and water
Chicken noodle soup- chicken, water, and stuff
etc- etc

Now you know what soups to get and also how to piss out. Now the most crucial thing is the ****, not anykind of ****. You need the green **** and ham. To get the green ****, you must find a sick bastard to **** on a plate for exactly $50.11. If it's not exactly that much your in big trouble. I'll explain later, now to get the ham is to buy some ham from a crack dealer, they have some pretty nice ham if i have to admit. Now you deliver that to the chapstick underground factory. They will give you a potion that can turn you into the peanut king. BUT DON'T DRINK IT! You must first purify it by stuffing a zebra inside a das beer boot. Then bring it to the our worst enemy, the donut shop... They have evil players that are good with Urf. Bring it to the donut shop guy and he will give you a peace treaty with the farmers of egypt. They will then wack you with can of water from the secret I.B.F group. Bring whatever you have that i forgot you have to the store cheap yogurt and you win.


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Runes

For runes i get all cooldown reduction because i can deliver stuff faster Nuff said.


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Masteries

The masteries are very important because it can etc. Nuff said.


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Items

Get every boot because... Cooldown reduction is the best so you can win and they look cool if i have to admit.


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Skill Sequence

I want every skill to be equal so its goooooooooooooooood. SO FUN SO GOOOOOOOD! Now you are probally asking yourself, "DERP, WHY NO ULT ON LVL ONE!?!?!??!?!?!(Nerdgasm)" Well young child that i want to rape your ult is useless because its the most important thing on every character.


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Summoner Spells

I play normal games, not diminion. Now I get garrison because for the following reasons:
REASONS:
*You get big sword.
*Sword big.
*Big Sword win.
*Sword Big win.
I plat diminion games. Now i get teleport because for the resons:
REASONS:
*Go into Nether get nether warts
*Nether warts to get into Nether
*Win


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Ranked Play

You go jungle so you can get grass and bugs = get ugly girls with sexy big unibrow.


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Pros/Cons

Pros:
*Every single girl
Cons:
*No girls


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Jungling

To jungle get Nuff said.


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Teamwork

When team fight at mid, backdoor the minions.
when you farming go to pool and get girls.
When get girls go to pool.
When pool get the yams.
When yams get the girls.
.said Nuff


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Unique Skills

Unique-means your a fat *** that has no life to be a fat *** then your gay. - Barack Obama
Skills-skills - Timmy


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Farming

etc.


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Summary

remember to **** yourself when your parents are right in front in you. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD RUCK! SHEE uUUU TON1GHT... little kids... Call me Emily Saxon (696)6-969-6969.