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League of Legends Build Guide Author Kalbi

How To Win Mid

Kalbi Last updated on July 25, 2012
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Team 1

Ability Sequence

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Ability Key Q
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Ability Key W
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Ability Key E
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Not Updated For Current Season

The masteries shown here are not yet updated for the current season, the guide author needs to set up the new masteries. As such, they will be different than the masteries you see in-game.



Masteries

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
3/
Sunder
Archmage
 
 
 
 
 
 
1/
Executioner
 
 

Offense: 21

 
 
 
 
 
Durability
Vigor
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Honor Guard
Mercenary
 
 
 
 
 
 
Juggernaut
 
 

Defense: 0

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Strength of Spirit
Intelligence
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Mastermind
 

Utility: 9


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Casual Gaming at Mid

Hello, I am Kalbi (in-game). I played this game for over 2500+ matches. Each and every time I have played mid. Mid is the sole example of excuses, this is a very important point as most of you know. If you lack excuses, you lack the hardcore casual gaming ability. I will explain further

"Just give me a good jungler (at least 2k elo) and I'll win (the game, not my lane)~ Kalbi


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Masteries, and Runes

First of all, you must mess your runes/masteries up sometimes. It is recommended that you have them messed up every now and then so that you have an excuse for when you lose. Why do we need excuses? Obviously to cover up for our immaturity and inability to play. If we use these excuses, we might lose but at least you won get banned.


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Core Gameplay

You must try your hardest to win. Spam skills, and tower dive. Never buy any wards because they cost wayyyy toooo much for their effectiveness. Also if you get ganked or outplayed, just blame your jungler. Obviously it's always his fault if you lose.


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Other excuses

There are so many good excuses you can come up with every game. For example:
1) Lagging, one of the most commonly used excuses of all time.
2) My jungler sucks, THIS IS ESSENTIAL to shift blame when you lose your lane.
3) Everyone came to my lane, this is also good for when you lose.
4) As I said before, you can use the wrong runes/masteries excuse.
5) Blame everyone else for being bad to cover up yourself.

These are commonly used ones. You can also afk if your losing or say this is not worth playing. There are tons of ways to avert blame, just be yourself. Be Creative.


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Summary

As a hardcore casual gamer, you must have many tools of the trade when you mid. Or Top in some cases. You must always autolock a mid and call it first. Remember, the first step to winning an arguement is to call him a noob f**k and ask him if he's mad. Thank you for your time. Please message me if you have any questions on how to win mid.

*Also, with a skin, you'll never get anywhere. To be a boss gamer, you have to have at least 2 skins for each champion you play.*


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