Humor Guide by TopGirl
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WARNING: Before I begin I'd like to say that this was out of complete boredom, do not take this seriously and if you DO choose to troll, make sure you don't do it in ranked. However I highly advise that you leave this to custom games :)
This is a guide aimed towards those people who want to sit at their keyboards going like:
What to Expect
Well this is an in-depth trolling guide so we go over all the basics of trolling. Trolling is serious business and believe it or not, it has some pretty skilful mechanics to it.
In this guide you will learn:
- Champions which excel at trolling
- How to maximize your trolling
- The Proper Way to troll
- Pillar Can be used to block your team, Contaminate helps you get back into it faster.
- Zephyr Makes you run like the wind.
- Overdrive is win.
- Move Quick is win.
- Blood Boil is win.
- Raise Morale is win.
- Her passive Strut is win.
- Powerball is win.
Essentially Everyone with a speed boost at level 1 is a good viable champion for maximizing your trolling, tell me if i missed anyone. This brings me to say that Evelynn is in fact not a troll.
This is how i felt.
Runes & Masteries
So, Who needs runes and masteries when you're trolling...
Petition for 9 Quints so we can have 9 revives.
For Masteries It is essential to take Good Hands and Spatial Accuracy , This is important because Good Hands revives you faster and Spatial Accuracy decreases your tp time. Both allowing you to get back into action asap .You can choose to take Haste if you bring ghost (See Summoner Spells section).
You don't need anything else because your win.
- I bring revive because every now and then I can troll 2x harder.
- A Must have imo. Gets you back into action asap , with Spatial Accuracy you'll be trolling out of this world.
- You can choose to take this if you want to get back faster, but Teleport exists.
- This spell is so beast and rare that when you bring this, it sends a tingling feeling down your teams spine. Bring this to mentally troll your team. (Rally doesn't maximize your trolling in any way)
SPEND THE REST OF YOUR MONEY ON Sight Ward because even when your trolling, free map hacks is always win.
TIME TO TROLL
I bet you've all been waiting for this part...
For a first, this video will show you the basics : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
So whatever champion you chose, in this case I've picked Janna, the first thing you're going to want to do is add your speed boost of a skill so you can get to the enemy nexus faster.
NEXT, You're gonna wanna get Boots of Speed because you can't afford Boots of Mobility. Eventually save up for it though.
Make your way to the enemy nexus, since your a smart player, I suggest invading the enemy jungler if they have one by yourself while passing by.
GETTING KILLED BY THE TURRET IS NOT COOL, GETTING KILLED BY THE LAZER IS COOL!
So, after you died about 20 times. You probably have got Boots of Mobility and maybe 1x Sight Ward. Get to their nexus, by now they're probably camping their lazer. This is the part where your team pushes to win. When your near their nexus, make sure you put the ward down so when you get back up alive you can tp back straight away.
By the time it's late game, playing the troll of a team loses its effectiveness so you should start jungling, since your like level 1-2, you should be able to solo Baron Nashor
Stuff Worth Displaying
I hope you've learnt how to troll from this in-depth guide, as you can see simply picking Evelynn doesn't make you an expert troll.
PS. TO ALL THOSE Evelynn PLAYERS IM SORRY, SHE REALLY IS AN OK OF A CHAMPION :)
AWESOME WACKY STUFF
YEH SO NOW, I CAN SHARE WITH YOU SOME AWESOME TROLLWORTHY CLIPS
This video defines this guide: /league-of-legends/champion/trundle-65
I am Currently working on my Upcoming Blitzcrank , Ryze, Singed and guide about Supports. So look forward to those.
I am also looking to improve this guide although it isn't a formal guide. I am looking to add images and even some scores :)
I am looking for someone to also help me make some banners / signatures, PM ME PLOX!