If you don't play video games, especially league of legends, then you should pick fizz.

Fizz literally doesn't have to hit any abilities, or even use any. Fizz is a direct counter to many top tier mids, such as ahri and azir, often being able to kill both champions easily by right clicking

Since patch 5.2 actually removed all fizz abilities apart from his ultimate, you now only need to hit this ability relatively anywhere in the same half of the map as the enemy champion to kill them. It has huge range and a locking on device, meaning it is basically impossible to miss.

If you have a skype name which is anything other than Never Play League Of Legends then don't play this champion, as your frail indoors based body can't handle this based fish

A team of mathematicians ran the numbers, and game to the inevitable conclusion that critical strike chance is the strongest feature in the game.

"mathematically speaking, crit should be removed from the game" said top maths scientists tommy "never play league" davis and adam "critical strike is the" best.

Crit is 100% the strongest stat, and you cannot lose lane with it, it's literally impossible.

Go outside, briefly come indoors, play fizz, miss all abilities, always crush azir and ahri in lane, and then go back outside = free elo