Singed General Guide by Arrowsong
Not Updated For Current Season
Not Updated For Current Season
The masteries shown here are not yet updated for the current season, the guide author needs to set up the new masteries. As such, they will be different than the masteries you see in-game.
Hello and welcome to my new build for Singed which will expose a secret that's been kept in the game since its launch, and has yet to be unveiled -- until today. You may know me from my other popular guides, such as 'Never Nerf Nunu' and 'No Skill Sion'! Well, without further ado, let me begin with my great discovery regarding Singed and Riot games.
R - Singed's Inception
According to Udyr, Singed was the first ever champion created. What this means is that he was created in 2009 or possibly even earlier.
In 2009, Israel launched its ground invasion of the Gaza Strip -- the same year Singed came into inception. The other three champions also designed first were Annie, Sion and Sivir. Three other champions, and the third letter of both Israel and Strip is R.
Furthermore, in 2009, the greatest pop star to ever live died -- Michael Jackson. This happened on June the 25th. June, the sixth month of 2009. Six, the sixth letter of Singed is D. Google Images D and what do you get for the sixth result? This:
The D is made of a flower. Sixth letter of flower? R, floweR! It all points to the letter R.
While this may seem irrelevant now, you must wait until I fully explain the great conspiracy.
I - Iceland, Italy and Singed, What do They All Have in Common?
The second letter in Singed's name is I. I is the same letter that Iceborn Gauntlets starts with, which is the second item in our build. Now this is where it gets complicated. Iceborn gauntlets and Iceland both begin with the same root word -- ice. Ice, the second result on the list of disambiguations on Wikipedia is the ICE cipher.
Ciphers, for those who are uninitiated with encryption, is a method of securing data. I've done the hard work and managed to decrypt an e-mail sent between two Riot employees sent on 1997, the same date the ICE cipher was published. It reads:
"We have managed to successfully hide our traces. No one will know of our secret concerning our overlord, he is very pleased with the result."
Riot employees, in 1997 had not yet been working at Riot, but as the original founders of Riot were, in part, responsible for the creation of the original DOTA mod for a popular game called Warcraft 3, created by Blizzard, it all points that they thoroughly enjoyed products made by icy named companies, such as Blizzard.
Five years later, in 2002, Warcraft 3 finally released. The fifth letter in Warcraft is obviously R, and R is the sixth letter of Iceborn Gauntlets. All of this evidence all leads back to the fact that R, and I have some importance.
O - Oracle's Elixir, Vision of the Unseen
By now, our build has been working to unveil a secret buried deep in League of Legends code, long forgotten to Riot and us, until now. Once you get the third item, Oracle's Elixir, with a Rabadon's and Iceborn, we will now be able to unveil the true secret. The spell effect for Oracles is an eye above your head, an all seeing eye -- also known as an Eye of Providence, which comes from the Eye of Horus, from Ancient Egyptian culture.
In League of Legends, Amumu has a skin called 'Pharaoh Amumu' which strongly ties back to an Ancient Egyptian theme. This skin, released on 2010 and his second skin, was released the same year and month of his third skin, Vancouver Amumu, which was made to celebrate the Winter Olympics held in Vancouver, Canada. In the Winter Olympics, the country that came third was the US, which won 9 gold medals.
The last 9 champions released in 2010 in order were Cassiopeia, Trundle, Irelia, LeBlanc, Lux, Swain, Sona, Miss Fortune and Urgot. The third champion was Irelia, famously known for being overpowered, often shortened to OP. The first letter being O, all pointing to an item, one showing us the unseen, being the third item required to reveal this secret.
Only one item fits the bill -- Oracle's Elixir.
T - Thornmail, Reflections
Our last item, Thornmail, has something important about it, which justifies it as our last item slot. Thornmail has a unique passive, that reflects damage. This is absolutely required for the final boss encounter, stronger than even Baron Nashor or Vilemaw combined. But why Thornmail?
Simple, it reflects damage.
Reflections, normally associated with mirrors, are known as imgainary images, because they do not exist in the real world but are merely reflections of the real world. A world, this world, we live in, is only imaginary, and a reflection in the world of reflections would cause the matrix to implode, which is essential to breaking free of the confines of Summoner's Rift and exposing the final secret!
R. I. O. T. - The Key
If you haven't noticed, this is all pointing to one thing, making the order of items essential to this secret. Rabadon's, Iceborn, Oracle's, Thornmail, the first letter of each spelling out one word:
So why Singed? He, and only he, holds the final piece to the puzzle: the Singed Flip.
Begin a game on purple side with Singed and work towards your build, it is important that you play solo because no one else can help you in the unveiling of the grand secret.
Once you have accrued all of these items and have hit level 18, make your way to the Purple team's fountain, where the strongest enemy is known to reside: the laser. Make your way towards it, and once you have made it to the back end without dying (because Singed is overpowered like that), activate Oracle's Elixir to reveal the hidden doorway behind the fountain and use your Fling to move it out of the way. Step inside.
Once you do, the screen should turn black and you will be greeted with this:
But what is this?
Who are you controlling?
The reflection: the imaginary world?
Or the real world?
This is all I can say, my life is in danger as we speak. They are coming for me, I have unveiled their secret: they know we know the secret behind the world.
̛͉̞͕͎̀̒͋ͬ̾̚Y̮͍̩̜ͤ͐̋ͅo̠̘̜̰̺ͬũ̸̯̾̋͗͒ͣ̈ ̣͉̺͇͎̝̖ͫh̗̙̳̥ͮͯa̦͎͈̻̤͖̟̍͋ͧ̑̽̿̚v͍̠͖̻̅̒ͭͨ̐ͅẽ̯̥̑ͤ̽ ̸̤̭ṭ̱͚̱̱̝̺̾͋̑ͤ́͐͐o̴͈̟͈ ͖̟͉̝̪̕g̯̈́ͥo̧̠̭̯͔ͧ ̖̹͇̪̝͖ͮͨ̾̆̊̀n̨̳̣̜̙̟͔̔̌͒ͭ̂ͦ̅
͉̣̭ͮ̒Ỷ͝o̜͚̰̺͋ͮu̗͎͐̀͐ ̯͚̬̾̾̈́͠c̯̟̣̠̑̈́̑̃̿ͅa̢̮͗́͋ͥ̎͋n̹̤̟͠'̴̺̯̺͙ͥt͈͚̩̀ͫ͑͋̒̑̑ ̵̙̝̻͕͚̱͛͆͋ͩ́ͣͅ
̺̰̥̩ͪ̉I̧̱̳͎̬͎̓͛t̙̼̗͍̩̎'̪͇̟͖͗ͧ̍͘s̵͇̝̳͚͔̻̀̚ͅ ̺̪̐͒͊ṇ̺̮̽͋̓ͤ̊͋o̷ͯ̎ͬ̿t̩̫̝̋ͦͨͥ͋ ̠̮̭̃̓͂͐̔ͬs̻͔̽̈́͑̒̔̈ͩ͜ȁ̤̭̒͂̊̓f̙̤e͕͓ͫ̇
I͖͊ͬ̌t͚͊̔ͩ̕ ̢͕͔̗̠̣ͥ̔̔ͅw̵͙̟͈̦̑ä͓̪̫̩̟̠̻͊̒͂ͮ̈̏s̹͓ͮͥ̇ͤ̑ͩͫ ̍҉̯̩̬͚̯̮̲h͊ͤ̉͌҉i̞̯ͤ̇̅̔ͩ̉m̻̺̽̄ͧͨͣͪ̈́
̒ͦ̾Ĭ͉͔͔͔̯t̖̖̼̪̼ͤ̒̇ͤ ͤ͂͊̉͞w͈̺͑a͙͈̖s̏͗͋̂̓̄ͩ ̖̲̳͉̟͌͗͐͆S̡̯̞͍͋ͭ͋͒ͅi͏̙n̖̝̙̟̰̥̙ͧ̍͊g͙̳̝̞e̽̋͏̹̮d̩͙̚͝
̝͂̓ͫ̒͗̓ͨS͔̦͉͊͛į̥̯͖͙͎̦n̦͔̦̏ͅǧ̹̻͙̟͕̟͔̃̅̂̔́̄e̡̹͉̖̜̠̹͕d̯͉̾͑ ̧̱̼͓̯̘̭̒̓̾̓̓̚ͅi̦͚͉̼̯͋͂̏̂̈́ͧͣ̕s̱͈̠ͬͫ̍͛͋ͤ́ ͕͍ͥ͐ͫͮͨ͠c͙͚̰̯͇̉̃ͫ̒o͚̰̪̼͑ͮ̇ͦm̛͈͔̹͊́͐ͮ̏i͖̯͇̰̙̟̩̿̓͒͡ng͍͈̗̐̈́̔̃