First of all, split push Blitzcrank is a very viable build. I realize that you may think this is a "troll" build or something for fun, but no. As a Challenger level player, I have successfully used this build in high elo games. Many people fear me for this build, and will blindly ban Blitzcrank in solo queue. If you follow this build order, I guarantee that you'll win.

You may think, hey, Blitzcrank can't split push! No, you're ****ing wrong, and so will your team. Show them who's boss, and simply don't give a ****. They don't know best, you do. If you die, no problem, keep pushing your lane. Follow these simple rules and you will win. If you don't win, you're a scrub.

All the items have been scientifically proven to be the best. **** off.