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League of Legends Build Guide Author LoLxCharger

The Black Cleaver is OP!

LoLxCharger Last updated on December 17, 2012
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Not Updated For Current Season

The masteries shown here are not yet updated for the current season, the guide author needs to set up the new masteries. As such, they will be different than the masteries you see in-game.



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A quick notice

This is NOT a legitimate guide! It is purely meant for lols and to point out the fact that The Black Cleaver is a very op item! I do not doubt that if you take this build (probably with intelligent masteries and runes), you may actually win a game. Please don't downvote just because it is truely a horrible guide.


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Wait, why cleavers

HOW DARE YOU QUESTION The Black Cleaver!!! I SHALL MELT YOUR ARMOR AND KILL YOU! *You have been slained.* Hue hue hue, oh The Black Cleaver, you are the most op thing since...well, there is no thing in history as op as The Black Cleaver. It ignores all your attempts to counter it, grants health, and gives damage. Hell, why go for a trinity force! The Black Cleaver is the complete package for any champion...except for Evelynn...she is just beyond saving...even for the mighty force of The Black Cleaver. Eh...I guess she could go like 5/6/1 with The Black Cleavers. Improper grammer? The Black Cleaver! Because it is insulting to take out 'the.' Infact, try typing in 'The Black Cleaver' into google, and it not say 'Did you mean The Black Cleaver?,' it will simply just say 'RUN B*TCH RUN!!!'


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Ok, so it IS op, but what am I supposed to do with it?

GO WHEREVER THE F*CK YOU PLEASE, AS WHOEVER THE F*CK YOU PLEASE (even Dr. Mundo), AND KILL ANY MOTHERF*CKER THAT YOU GODD*MN PLEASE!!! I mean look at the thing!





No motherf*cker, no matter how dumb or strong, is going to want to mess with you when you hold this. It doesn't matter!


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So what spells, masteries, and runes do I use!

Whatever the f*ck you want! Offense? Defense? 247% Cooldown reduction? Doesn't matter! All you have to know is that it boost your ad, so u can basic attack, ignores armor, so Thornmail is now a complete waste of 2.2k, and give cooldown so you can dance with your spells over their dead bodies!


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What makes The Black Cleaver so OP?

1. It has evolved from the B. F. Sword, and now has more damage than it!

2. It has a Unique passive of 10 armor pen, which is godly on its own

3. 250 health...make that Alistar look like the squishy p*ssy that he is!

oh...and btw...

IT IGNORES TE F*CKING ARMOR!


gg no re!


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How to cleave!

Start: Buy either boots (x3 health pots), sword (x2 health pots), or crystal (x0 health pots because you already have health, B*TCH!)...don't feed

Early Game: Finish first The Black Cleaver as soon as possible, make other nine players worthlaess. Get kills for cash for more The Black Cleavers.

Mid Game: Get another The Black Cleaver, be a super awesome mofo.

Finish Berserker's Greaves, that way p*ssies can't run away and when you catch dem p*ssies you apply your The Black Cleaverness more quickly.

Late Game: Get 5 The Black Cleavers, be unstoppable.

Either kill everything (awesome!) or watch them surrender (lame!)


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So a quick review

1. Make cleaver
2. Wreck armor
3. Get b*tches
4. F*ck b*tches
5. Pentakill
6. ???
7. Profit?
8. Not enough profit? Get moar profit?
9. Profit.
10. spam /all gg


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Don't believe me?

Send in your awesome pictures of you The Black Cleavering and maybe you can see your The Black Cleaver games here! NOW STOP WASTING TIME! Make The Black Cleaver, and make all the p*ssies, b*tches, and motherf*ckers bow down to the greatness that is...


hue hue hue


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