This is NOT a legitimate guide! It is purely meant for lols and to point out the fact that Black Cleaver is a very op item! I do not doubt that if you take this build (probably with intelligent masteries and runes), you may actually win a game. Please don't downvote just because it is truely a horrible guide.

HOW DARE YOU QUESTION Black Cleaver!!! I SHALL MELT YOUR ARMOR AND KILL YOU! *You have been slained.* Hue hue hue, oh Black Cleaver, you are the most op thing since...well, there is no thing in history as op as Black Cleaver. It ignores all your attempts to counter it, grants health, and gives damage. Hell, why go for a trinity force! Black Cleaver is the complete package for any champion...except for Evelynn...she is just beyond saving...even for the mighty force of Black Cleaver. Eh...I guess she could go like 5/6/1 with Black Cleavers. Improper grammer? Black Cleaver! Because it is insulting to take out 'the.' Infact, try typing in 'The Black Cleaver' into google, and it not say 'Did you mean Black Cleaver?,' it will simply just say 'RUN B*TCH RUN!!!'

GO WHEREVER THE F*CK YOU PLEASE, AS WHOEVER THE F*CK YOU PLEASE (even Dr. Mundo), AND KILL ANY MOTHERF*CKER THAT YOU GODD*MN PLEASE!!! I mean look at the thing!





No motherf*cker, no matter how dumb or strong, is going to want to mess with you when you hold this. It doesn't matter!

Whatever the f*ck you want! Offense? Defense? 247% Cooldown reduction? Doesn't matter! All you have to know is that it boost your ad, so u can basic attack, ignores armor, so Thornmail is now a complete waste of 2.2k, and give cooldown so you can dance with your spells over their dead bodies!

1. It has evolved from the B. F. Sword, and now has more damage than it!

2. It has a Unique passive of 10 armor pen, which is godly on its own

3. 250 health...make that Alistar look like the squishy p*ssy that he is!

oh...and btw...

gg no re!

Start: Buy either boots (x3 health pots), sword (x2 health pots), or crystal (x0 health pots because you already have health, B*TCH!)...don't feed

Early Game: Finish first Black Cleaver as soon as possible, make other nine players worthlaess. Get kills for cash for more Black Cleavers.

Mid Game: Get another Black Cleaver, be a super awesome mofo.

Finish Berserker's Greaves, that way p*ssies can't run away and when you catch dem p*ssies you apply your Black Cleaverness more quickly.

Late Game: Get 5 Black Cleavers, be unstoppable.

Either kill everything (awesome!) or watch them surrender (lame!)

Send in your awesome pictures of you Black Cleavering and maybe you can see your Black Cleaver games here! NOW STOP WASTING TIME! Make Black Cleaver, and make all the p*ssies, b*tches, and motherf*ckers bow down to the greatness that is...