Humor Guide That Isn't a Guide
(Loud back music playing with audience applauding)
Riven: Welcome to The Price is Riven! I am your host Riven. Let's see who will be going to contestant's row.
(audience clapping and screaming)
Announcer: Dr. Mundo you are the first contestant on the Price is Riven!
( Dr. Mundo jumps up waving his cleaver and Kennen just dodging it)
Riven: I thought I had a sign outside not to bring weapons here.
Dr. Mundo: Dr. Mundo can't read.
Riven: Fine, just don't attack anyone...I don't want another Absolute Zero to ruin the show....again.
Announcer: Ashe, you are the next contestant on the Price is Riven!
( Ashe comes carrying her bow)
Riven: Another weapon! Ugh!
Announcer: Ezreal, you are the next contestant on the Price is Riven!
Riven: Well at least he doesn't have a weapon....
Announcer: Lulu, you are also the next contestant on the Price is Riven!
( Lulu comes behind the podium, the tip of her hat is all that can be seen)
Riven: Someone get her a stool!
( Nunu comes in with stool, placing it behind the podium cautiously staring at Dr. Mundo)
Riven: You will be shown items and the closest to give the retail price without going over gets a chance to win prizes!
Announcer: the first item up for bids is a Negatron Cloak!
(The item is shown coming down from a pedestal, Lux modeling it to you)
Riven: Time to start the bidding.
Dr. Mundo: 1350!
Riven: And the retail price is... $720!.... Ezreal please come up.
Riven: Dr. Mundo.... Did you say 1350 because..
Dr. Mundo: Mundo doesn't like this game!
( Dr. Mundo runs out of entrance swinging his cleaver)
Riven: Ezreal.....welcome to the Price is Riven! We are going to play a game. You will match the prices with these 3 items.
Announcer: We have a Kindlegem....a Zeal....and an Avarice Blade
Riven: The prices are 850....800....1175....
(There is a clumping sound near the podiums)
Announcer: It looks like Lulu fell off her stool...she is getting up...
(There is a shout from the audience..something about safety hazards and false advertising)
Announcer: STOP YELLING MOTHER!!!!!!..Oh I mean Morgana ...This is awkward...sister
(The announcer ends up being Kayle)
Riven: No! Not my show! It isn't going down a second time! Nunu! Get Her!
( Nunu tackles Vladimir from the audience)
Riven: No! I meant Morgana!
Riven: And that only cost 50 mana for Morgana.....
Riven: I think you got her Nunu...Now get the other one!
( Nunu charges towards the audience)
Riven: No! Not Vladimir! Kayle!!!!!
( Nunu is distracted by a nearby vending machine)
Riven: Great! Now my faithful worker is eating snacks and....Wow! People pay 1.50 for a chocolate covered strawberry!!!!
( Nunu is eating the strawberries)
Riven: Fine! I will do it myself!
Riven: Finally!.... Nunu?
( Dr. Mundo enters the room)
(The cleaver hits Nunu.... Nunu looks up from his strawberries)
Riven: Oh no! Not again!
( Nunu runs up to Dr. Mundo)
(The screen goes black)
I hope you enjoyed my humor Lol guide that isn't a guide. Please feel free to comment. Good bye for now summoners.