Humor Guide by MTaur

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P.S. - Some people have done this to me in normals, and they are bad people. I've faced both Wardwick and Karthus the Wardslinger on my team before. Sadface. :(

WARDS WIN GAMES, BRO

TRUE STORY

WARDS, EVERYWHERE

Items

All the damage/sustain you need to jungle forever and farm a million wards. The ward passive alone takes about an hour to pay for the item, but it speeds up jungle so much that it's more than worth it overall.


Ward more, fight less. WARD EVERYWHERE.


More sustain so you can spam spells and jungle faster. You need this item.


You shouldn't get ganked because you're omniscient, pretty much. But you can survive a little burst if you foul up. Also, GP10 is OP.


Lots of sight wards is fine, if that's all you can afford. You should be roaming and sweeping out the enemy wards with Oracle's Elixir anyway.


Might as well if you're overfed. Also good if you face stealth enemies.


Because those jerks on the enemy team might ward too.

Pros/Cons

PROS:

WARDS!!!
Wards win games
WARD ALL THE MAP

CONS:

None.

Wardwick

Start blue golem. Make a lot of money. BUY WARDS. Rush Wriggle's for free wards. BUY WARDS. Get Move5 boots to run fast and PLACE MORE WARDS. Get two GP10 items to buy MORE WARDS. Buy a lot of wards. Get Oracle's so you can see wards and eat them for MORE WARD MONEY. BUY WARDS!!!

Skills:

Take damage skills to jungle faster, then max Blood Scent to run real fast and PLACE MORE WARDS. Infinite Duress helps your team kill someone when they try to stop you from warding.

Runes:

flat AD reds and flat armor yellows for quick jungle. When they see how much you're warding and that you have Oracle's, they'll really want you dead, so take MR/level glyphs. Move quints.

Spells:

Smite for more WARD MONEY. The best part about Teleport? You can teleport to a WARD to place MORE WARDS. SYNERGY!!!

Upgrading GP10 items:

If you somehow make money faster than you can buy wards, then I guess you can upgrade your GP10 items. But you should try harder to ward faster and recall more, n00b.

Wardekaiser

Ask for a pull at blue golem. Make a lot of money. BUY WARDS. Rush Wriggle's for free wards. BUY WARDS. Get Move5 boots to run fast and PLACE MORE WARDS. Get two GP10 items to buy MORE WARDS. Buy a lot of wards. Get Oracle's so you can see wards and eat them for MORE WARD MONEY. BUY WARDS!!!

Skills:

The best part about Wardekaiser is DAT ULT does TONS OF DAMAGE without even having to try for it. A WINNER IS YOU. WARDEKAISER ES NUMERO UNO. His shield does the most jungle damage, and it discourages melee from chasing you too much when you're trying to ward.

Runes:

Magic penetration reds for DAT ULT. Flat armor yellows for DAT JUNGLE. When they see how much you're warding and that you have Oracle's, they'll really want you dead, so take MR/level glyphs. Get move quints.

Spells:

Just like Wardwick, Wardekaiser should take Smite for more WARD MONEY. The best part about Teleport? You can teleport to a WARD to place MORE WARDS. SYNERGY!!!

Upgrading GP10 items:

If you somehow make money faster than you can buy wards, then I guess you can upgrade your GP10 items. But you should try harder to ward faster and recall more, n00b.

Hecarim, the Shadow of Ward

Start blue golem. Make a lot of money. BUY WARDS. Rush Wriggle's for free wards. BUY WARDS. Get Move5 boots to run fast and PLACE MORE WARDS. Get two GP10 items to buy MORE WARDS. Buy a lot of wards. Get Oracle's so you can see wards and eat them for MORE WARD MONEY. BUY WARDS!!!

Skills:

A couple points each for DPS skills for jungling better, and then obviously max Devastating Charge. Not only will you nuke with this thanks you your boots and passive, but you can WARD MORE FASTER. DAT ULT will mess them up if they try to mess with you while you're warding.

Runes:

Flat AD reds and flat armor yellows for quick jungle. When they see how much you're warding and that you have Oracle's, they'll really want you dead, so take MR/level glyphs. Move quints.

Spells:

Smite for more WARD MONEY. Ghost makes you nuke like LeBlanc, or it can help you get to Baron in time to ward it before a teamfight starts, if you mess up or they sweep your wards or something.

Upgrading GP10 items:

If you somehow make money faster than you can buy wards, then I guess you can upgrade your GP10 items. But you should try harder to ward faster and recall more, n00b.

Bristle the Wardhog

Ask for a hard pull at blue golem. Make a lot of money. BUY WARDS. Rush Wriggle's for free wards. BUY WARDS. Get Move5 boots to run fast and PLACE MORE WARDS. Get two GP10 items to buy MORE WARDS. Buy a lot of wards. Get Oracle's so you can see wards and eat them for MORE WARD MONEY. BUY WARDS!!!

Skills:

Bristle the Wardhog can easily get away from ganks, thanks to all the wards. It's impossible to surprise Bristle, and he has a woman on his back who throws a big ball of ice at would-be Wardhog assassins. Then Bristle just jumps over a wall and it's ok. Who needs oranges? Sure, Bristle would be a good bit faster without Sejuani on his back all the time, but pigs don't have the anatomy for placing wards, so that would defeat the purpose.

Runes:

Magic penetration reds for jungling LIKE A BOSS. Flat armor yellows for jungling LIKE A BOSS. When they see how much you're warding and that you have Oracle's, they'll really want you dead, so take MR/level glyphs. Get move quints.

Spells:

Just like Wardwick, Bristle the Wardhog should take Smite for more WARD MONEY. The best part about Teleport? You can teleport to a WARD to place MORE WARDS. SYNERGY!!!

Upgrading GP10 items:

If you somehow make money faster than you can buy wards, then I guess you can upgrade your GP10 items. Shurelya's Reverie is better because it makes you run fast and lowers the cooldown on your piggy dash and on DAT ULT. But you should try harder to ward faster and recall more, n00b.

Pantheon, the Artisan of Ward

Ask for a hard pull at blue golem. Make a lot of money. BUY WARDS. Rush Wriggle's for free wards. BUY WARDS. Get Move5 boots to run fast and PLACE MORE WARDS. Get two GP10 items to buy MORE WARDS. Buy a lot of wards. Get Oracle's so you can see wards and eat them for MORE WARD MONEY. BUY WARDS!!!

Skills:

QWE are just damage, nothing fancy. But DAT ULT is good for getting around the map when your wards start fading. Good times!

Runes:

Flat AD reds and flat armor yellows for quick jungle. When they see how much you're warding and that you have Oracle's, they'll really want you dead, so take MR/level glyphs. Move quints.

Spells:

Just like Wardwick, Pantheon the Artisan of Ward should take Smite for more WARD MONEY. The best part about Teleport? You can teleport to a WARD to place MORE WARDS. SYNERGY!!!

Upgrading GP10 items:

If you somehow make money faster than you can buy wards, then I guess you can upgrade your GP10 items. Shurelya's Reverie is better because it makes you run fast and lowers the cooldown on DAT ULT. But you should try harder to ward faster and recall more, n00b.

Materies

0/15/15 for move speed, gold, and ward sight radius. Good times.

Clairvoyance

Optional substitute spell. Lets you see enemy turrets. Useful I guess. Meh.