JEFFY40HANDS wrote:
-Is that my hand in your pants or are you happy to see me? Nope deffinately my hand.
-You hit every branch of the ugly tree on your way down, thankfully I hit every branch of the no standards tree on my way down
-Have you read Harry Potter? I'd love to get inside your chamber of secrets.
-Excuse me mam I'm with the FBI (Female Body Inspector), and you've been flagged. Come with me....
-Do you like the Harry Potter Series? Great because I'm going to Obliveate your vagina.
-These anren't the tools you're looking for. THIS IS!!!!!
-(With foreign accent) Excuse me; could you read this I'm not from America and my english is really bad. *Hand note which reads "Kiss me now"* If you insist.
-Excuse me, could you give me directions to Ur****oris?
Most are bad and the others are meh.
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-Do you clean your pants with windex? Because I can sure see myself in them.
This was the only decent one here.
Your other ones were better :(
"every now and again you come across a game that has so little emotional connection to who you are that you end up standing there, gazing at the screen and saying "I'm just pressing buttons and my life has no meaning,"" - Colin Campbell
JEFFY40HANDS wrote:
"I like my women like I like my NASCAR: Hot, fast, and slammed into walls"
OMG....
The_Nameless_Bard wrote:
OMG....
What i do? Or type rather. Too much?
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-You hit every branch of the ugly tree on your way down, thankfully I hit every branch of the no standards tree on my way down
-Have you read Harry Potter? I'd love to get inside your chamber of secrets.
-Excuse me mam I'm with the FBI (Female Body Inspector), and you've been flagged. Come with me....
-Do you clean your pants with windex? Because I can sure see myself in them.
-Do you like the Harry Potter Series? Great because I'm going to Obliveate your vagina.
-These anren't the tools you're looking for. THIS IS!!!!!
-(With foreign accent) Excuse me; could you read this I'm not from America and my english is really bad. *Hand note which reads "Kiss me now"* If you insist.
-Excuse me, could you give me directions to Ur****oris?