[Forum Game] Punch Line Battle

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]I love that you're trying to fabricate a victory When in truth the concept is quite contradictory I'm also breaking this rule of two lines. Because I am the queen of terrible rhymes. Next Word: Satisfaction[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]The Nameless Bard calls out for some intellectual satisfaction Too bad I'm not good with much more than flirtatious interaction. All I have at my disposal are words beats and ryhme This battle is over Nameless clearly lost this time Next Word: Flawless[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]I'm nothing but flawed, so I can't be flawless My rhymes are terrible and completely lawless I knew I had lost from the moment I started So I'll embrace the winner completely open-hearted Next Word: Years[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]Nameless admits defeat; what a hollow victory I'd think we'd had at least tied if it were up to me To think that my procrastinating for so many years May have paid off in allowing me to spit rhymes like a clock turns gears Next Word: Stature[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]If you want to say we tied that's fine by me Better to admit defeat, than steal an undeserved victory Because of my poor stature and bad self-esteem I'll let you make the choice, I'm lost in a day dream Next word: depression[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]A tie, it is, if that will make you happy I'm too nice a guy to let any person feel crappy Depression; it is such an ugly word in every day use I'd rather speak of happy things like the joy of youth Next Word: Automated[/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]I feel so automated, I go through everyday the same It feels so fucking boring, I'm not sure how I'm still sane I need to get a grip and stop feeling so depressed I should let out all the feelings I've been keeping so supressed wow...I need to get a life... Next word: Lively[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]((Awe don't use yourself as the punch line D:)) Lively like the lives of the living people Nameless you're clearly a living female super hero Fighter of evil, and immune to flirts like me Keep your chin up kid don't get down and depressed like me Next Word: Vagina!!! DO IT I DARE YOU!!!!!!!![/quote]

[quote=The_Nameless_Bard]So you're saying I have a vagina of steel? That I am immune to what everyone feels? I'm not that amazing, I'm just a boring average girl. With a decent looking body and hair that has a curl. Next word: banana[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]A vag of steel that's quite impressive Should we call it "Fort Labia" or is that too agressive? No need to worry about that steel lined "havanna" It's too strong, even for my banana...ray gun Sexual inuendo battle sounds fun...But then I just feel awkward after that one @_@ Damn me and my need to rhyme. Hope you don't take offense to that last line. NEXT WORD: Stimulate[/quote]