Cuz they can, bro, cuz they can.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Because people will buy it, and every company needs money right now, that's why methinks?
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i mean, seriously
>looks like hd version of halo 3
>'more cinematic' experience, meaning the ****ty quick time button mash open door and other related ****
>instead of coming up with new villains, they bring back the covenant
>looks like hd version of halo 3
>'more cinematic' experience, meaning the ****ty quick time button mash open door and other related ****
>instead of coming up with new villains, they bring back the covenant
I like things that make me feel stupid. - Ken Levine
i never played any halo games so idk.
also its been confirmed to be a trilogy, so expect halo 5 and 6 to come later.
im glad bungie left microsoft, originally halo was supposed to be a pc rts but microsoft bought them and forced them to develop it for the xbox.
also its been confirmed to be a trilogy, so expect halo 5 and 6 to come later.
im glad bungie left microsoft, originally halo was supposed to be a pc rts but microsoft bought them and forced them to develop it for the xbox.
I like things that make me feel stupid. - Ken Levine
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