"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
#Bush4President2014
Thanks to OwenTheAwesomer for the signature =)
Bioalchemist wrote:
these are the people that run my government...faith in humanity = zero.
"... that it would tip over and capsize"
Huh? ... he can't possibly mean...
Is this fake or something?
*looks him up*
OH MY GOD
It might not be as bad as people may think though. He might just be the greatest troll that ever lived.
holy f*ck this reddit AMA (NSFW)
Couldn't even read past the first sentence, disgusting :/ so I skipped to the comments.
The comments though were the funniest I have ever read in a while, tears of laughter and disgust at the same time
Couldn't even read past the first sentence, disgusting :/ so I skipped to the comments.
The comments though were the funniest I have ever read in a while, tears of laughter and disgust at the same time
genius. palin. how i love you.
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/jon-stewart-fox-news-lives-world-pure-fear-151144013.html
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/jon-stewart-fox-news-lives-world-pure-fear-151144013.html
Thanks to jhoijhoi for my signature!
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Just when I thought I understood what the mlp fandom was all about, this comes along.
One does not simply understand MLP fandom.