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Bad Pickup lines

Creator: The_Nameless_Bard July 30, 2011 11:49am
Forums Off Topic Bad Pickup lines
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Hey baby, do you swallow or do I have to date you?

(sounded good in polish, dunno if I translated it properly:P)
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I'm some what of a procrastinator, so let's skip the names and move right into foreplay.
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Pfft, wai the need for foreplay?
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What no good?

Well skipping foreplay and right into sex might make the encounter 10 seconds or less....
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^^only for some guys ;D
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Jeffy, here's a song just for you
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I wasn't referring to myself. But dats sokay I suppose. I procrastinate when I fornicate. But hey some guys can't I suppose.
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I know you were not talking about urself, lol. I just reminded myself about this song after reading your post. :P
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hahaha, it was a good song :)
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Of course, Jon Lajoie is a genius! :D
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