[Reason why there's no thread like this is because it's counted as "post count spamming", wherein it's easy for people to raise their posts count, and threads like these get promptly locked. Let's see how long it takes for a mod to lock :P]
(also, generally when you make threads like this, you should keep adding to the story in the post, so people can read it from page 60 if it gets that far)
Story:
Once upon a time there was a real badass that really loved My little ponies. The reason why...
(also, generally when you make threads like this, you should keep adding to the story in the post, so people can read it from page 60 if it gets that far)
Story:
Once upon a time there was a real badass that really loved My little ponies. The reason why...
Quoted:
Where awesome.
I already have a feeling this thread is gonna make any grammar nazi in a 2mile radius flee.
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
You need to log in before commenting.
It's like a story and quite a funny thing to do in forums!
Every1 writes 3 words and the next one continues the story/sentence.
I will update the orginal post. So if the story get's you don't have to scroll down dat much :)
I'll start :)
Story start: Once upon a time...
Story:
Once upon a time there was a real badass that really loved My little ponies. The reason why was because he was awesome and always wanted to cuddle ponies. One day, as he was swimming, he thought by himself: "What the hell am I doing, I have no arms!?", because instead he had long pointy branches out of his back. They hurted like a kick to the testicles. He shot straight up and screamed out, "Where are my pants and my chicken?!" The a chicken appeared and he said, "FUS RO DAH!" and the badass flew all the way to Isengard and rescued..