Haven't seen people play Kennen or Nautilus in a while.
Thank you jhoijhoi, Keondre, LaCorpse, The_Nameless_Bard, Arcana3, Apfeljack, Hogopogo, eddie199, Xiaowiriamu, and JEFFY40HANDS for the spectacular sigs!
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Champion & Skin Sale: Sober Sale
Posted by Yorick on Thu, 2013-02-14 11:29
Yorick:
Pentakillers!
Iām afraid weāve got some bad news. Our lawyers just informed us that Karthus has received a drunken disorderly following our last 18 concerts, which is news to us because we just found out thatās an actual crime. Unfortunately, this Demacian judge is a real hardass, and the only plea deal heās offering requires us to assign Karthus a āsober companionā to keep him from relapsing. We tried to explain that anybody who gets between Karthus and the keg usually winds up dead, but he keeps insisting. Besides, sending Karthus to jail would mean canceling the tour, and weāre already in the hole since Olaf burned down that hotel in Piltover because the concierge insulted his hat.
I guess weāll have to interview some candidates. But first pass me that bottle of Jarvan Walker. I havenāt had breakfast yet, and thereās no way I can make a decision like this on an empty stomach.
Unless you buy them, weāll have to hire one of these poor saps to keep Karthus off the sauce. Thatās not going to end well for anybody, so head over to the League of Legends store between February 15 and the sentencing hearing on February 18.
Karthus
I canāt believe you $#*ing guys are going make me quit drinking. I mean, what would I do without booze, huh? You canāt really expect me to do this sober!
Mordekaiser
Karthus, you really have to see how youāve contributed here. It isnāt our fault you canāt hold your liquor ā you havenāt got a stomach. Besides, you were going strong until you took those six hits off Sonaās Oracleās Elixir. I could understand if you were the support, but thatās just irresponsible. Tell him, Sona.
Sona
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Karthus
Hey @#$& you, you ^$*ing #$*@s! I !$#^ing carry this %&^*ing band! Who the *&%$ing @!#$ do you &%#$s think you are making me get clean? @#%^ing %^&# this $%#@, Iām going to @%^$ing kill whoever you @#^$ing hire and then drink vast quantities of mead. @#%#!
Olaf
Well, I donāt think anybodyās going to top that. Umā¦ our new record, Death Rides a Pale Boar is in stores now. And donāt steal it because, you knowā¦ weāll kill you.
I quite like Bilgewater Swain , though I like all his skins. :P