If you are reading this you want to know how to ruin games with nidalee, one of the most trolly champs.

First off start with boots, no trinket. Then pretend to leash but steal with full range spear for max epicness. Once blue is achieved then go mid lane to leash exp and steal possible kills until lvl 6 where your true nature will be unleashed against the puny might of your teammates that pissed you off you some reason.

Turn you boots of speed into boots of mobility with home guard. Turn cougar for rest of game unless opportunity for kill steal is present. steal all kills, if you cant get the kill feed them a kill.Build all zeals, to be sold later for whatever that 10% speed boost item is. If you are feeling fabulous then feel free to give in to your inner woman and purchase 6 pairs of boots so you look like a star while making 5 people on the other team very happy. If you feel that the other team doesnt deserve your life, then score touchdowns and give the jungle and turrets kills. You will know that you have done your job right when you steal red buff, die to blue, then blue(purple) will have 2 buffs, allow him to take dragon for more gold, lead him to baron and watch as your creation achieves 3 buffs, tons of money and a bloodlust.

NOTE: UPON REACHING LVL 6 ONLY MOVE IN COUGAR AND MAKE SURE YOU ALWAYS USE YOUR W TO GET AROUND

AT THIS POINT YOU HAVE 2 CHOICES

1. Fall on your spear according to the ancient yasuo beliefs for dishonor is to much to bear

2. Cry and await humiliation

IF THEY SAY STOP FEEDING, FEED, IF THEY SAY FEED, YOU ARE DOING WHAT THEY ASKED. ALSO LET IT BE KNOWN THAT TEAM FIGHTING IS FOR CHUMPS.