Early Game
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Strat otu wth teh saphire crystal. Harras with the null sphere. Get nether blade if you have a tear. Otherwise get catacastlt first. Make sure you have enough for a tears and boots. Be watching to teleport for firwst blood.
Mid Game
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You should have 10 kills by now, and have rabadonns and a aa. Raping people will be faceroll since you penetrate with your boots. Run around gankin nubs and nigz to get fed. Target teh gays first to destroy them then riftwalk away. The squishies will die so fast you will **** your pants.
End Game
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Now your build is full you just run around backdooring towers, since you have insnae ap and can null sphere the towers. This will make them not atk you and its game. With penetrating with your ***** nether blade on turrets makes you **** faster. Target teemo and exhuast him and if you and your hole team blow your load at the same time then he dies and you're all ******s.

Start
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put your nose on your g key and move your face left and you win. SLam the keyboard and spam click so you can riftwalk over walls. Use this to juke people. There are many places you can rift walk away. If your team is getting barooooooon and the other team comes just rift walk over the edge. It is better to get away then give them bonus gold for killing your. You will kill any carry w/o much effort. Get heal and rally for more support to your team and extra ap to win.