If you're looking for a build to accurately reflect the sad, heap of skin that you are, you're in the right place. I have made this as a guide for you- born out of solace and tears. Rule one for using this though is that YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE I MADE THIS. Please, if something goes wrong or you mess up more than usual don't tell people you used this guide. It's not my fault you can't land a hook or position yourself in team fights so DO NOT tell people it's this guide. Please, it's hard enough already for me.

It is your one and only job to be support. You will never be anything else. Use Thresh because he is the most OP support so he'll make you look less terrible than you really are. You're one purpose in game is to die for your team. If anyone else dies, assume you have made a mistake and that it is your fault. You could have been there. If you die and someone on your team lives because of it, you have done OK.

Like I said before, your unique skill is to die. You are completely and utterly expendable. Never forget this as it is your greatest purpose. You are on par with minions in terms of value. Never forget this. All supports are bastards in the eyes of their teammates.

Don't even

You are not allowed to farm. If you take farm, expect to be reported. Taking farm from the other, more valuable players is the worst possible thing you can do. Even if no one else is around and the minions are just fighting, it's still probably not a good idea to take any.

Be sure to shower your team with affection at least every 5 minutes because everyone is doing better than you. I know that everybody is doing better- they always are. Ideally, at the end of the game, you should be the only one who has died on your team. Allow yourself approximately one minute of not hating yourself for every assist you get. And remember, if you win, assume it wasn't because of you.