Garen Humor Guide by caucheka
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FEAR NOT, I'M COMING!!!
YOU TOTALLY KNOW IT IS OH SWEET JESUS, THIS BUILD, THIS THIS BUILD GUYS, GUYS THIS GAREN BUILD, ******** IF YOU DON'T GO 20/0/1 ON THIS BUILD (that one was from that karthus ks, you know the one i'm talking about, damn requiem) THEN YOU HAVE A SERIOUS MENTAL ILLNESS MAN.
OK SO **** HERE IT COMES.
**** who really needs this ****. just take whatever the **** you want because with how much awesomeness mage garen is he doesn't need summoner spells. bro. brooooooohohoho
**** where did i leave my pills.
so, i don't really know why i have to tell you the proper way to build a mage with masteries... just... 9/0/22... seriously guys its not that hard. i mean its not like every ap build for every anything has anything different. ****.
the **** was that?
the **** is this.
start out by maxing judgement first, you know you want to.
anyway, after judgement you should probably focus on courage as that gives you survivability. whatever the **** his q is called is completely useless. also idk how someone can ult and get a kill, every ****ing time i try to initiate with garens ult nothing happens. seriously.
ok, moving on now. hopefully.
or maybe not.
oh god its that time already isn't it.
for starters, i usually start with a pair of boots and 3 mana pots, because damnit garen drains mana so fast its like he doesnt have any. like **** i'm surpised he can cast his spells even when i'm using 3 health pots at once with mana regen runes he still has 0/0 mana jesus christ its like give this guy 1 mana so he can cast his spells with it. ****. ok next up i get the tear and then upgrade boots to .
from then on out i just grab, in no particular order, my robe and wizard hat, the black rod of doom, red sword crossing silver sword thingy of magic , and lastly i also get the purple rod of powerful awesome.
oh ****, i almost forgot my
for reds i get magic penetration, a standard for spellcasters.
yellows and blues i grab mana regens, because garen needs those mana regens.
and them quadras i get ap. lots of ap.
and thats pretty much it, oh and just to show you how awesome this build is i have a little surprise in store.
i marked out my wins and losses because i don't want to make some of the newer people feel like they can't be as cool as me, so now no one will know my win/loss ratio. i know i know you all wanted to see how much mine is so much higher than yours but its for the best.
holy **** i swear this is only edited for the covering of win/loss