Nasus Humor Guide by League Of Chapman
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Mega Inferno Flaming Hot Dog N
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About the guide.
Hello again everyone. By this time I expect Riot has banned half of you for being far too tanky as mundo, in fact I expect just about everyone is playing Super Regen Master Tank mundo at this point in time and ultimately bringer the league to its knees. BUT FEAR NOT!?? For as the League of Chapman has created a monster, so too can I slay this most foul beast who is doing everything that he pleases.... EVERYTHING.
After spending much time in the fabled archives of Chapman, I have found the solution. Though I initially feared that it would prove too potent, I cannot in good conscience leave mundo to do what he pleases with you any longer.
THUS, I present Mega Inferno Flaming Hot Dog Nasus, and may God forgive me for what I have unleashed upon the world.
First of all, this guide like many of mine, can work in just about any lane, however I would advise in particular Mid lane or else jungle... Which though not in itself a lane, is basically every lane at once. In other words, challenge mode.
Whether you begin as jungle or mid-lane it doesn't really matter after the first few minutes, as if you are jungleing you should advise your scrub mid-lane to die at least 3 times to the enemy mid. At this point the enemy mid will be exhausted (not literally, that would be stupid), and you can walk in with your double buff to claim an easy shutdown.
Note: Make sure your mid lane takes revive and teleport so they can die 3 times in row as fast as possible, otherwise partition another lane to assist them.
Slaying the beast
With enemy mid-lane's childhood trauma of dogs, it should now be easy to dominate lane as they suffer from a complete psychological breakdown. This will allow to get all the Q farm you need and should allow you to gank the enemy bot-lane Mundo with ease.
Mundo MUST be shut down before he can purchase his MR items, and so you must stop him before he can begin.
Now I will reveal the counters to Mundo which would be impossible for anyone to have foreseen.
First cast wither to stop him being able to simultaneously taunt and run away, he will now make the decision to abandon escape and instead spam taunt while keeping his W on. Now ignite to stop his op health regen. Then... Q him for the farm
And so the beast is slain.
A Prayer For The Departed
Blame not the Mundo who wished only to go where he pleased, instead curse a cruel world that was not ready to live with him together in his blinding radiance, and remember that though his flame has now faded, that his wish will forever live on in us, and we too shall strive to go... Where we please.
Ashes to Ashes,
Dust to Dust,
And ignite is ****ing broken, plz nerf Riot.
As the game is now a 3v5 it shouldn't be much of an issue to simply push mid and win, however in the event your team is trying to challenge you and is feeding or afk after watching the events of bottom lane, you'll have to actually get to building your items.
With your Liandry's and Rylai's, your E will create a zone of flaming-fiery-flame-death for the enemy team, which if stepped in even for a moment will have detrimental effects on their health worse even than the snorting of Teemo mushrooms.
Though Liandry's can't actually kill an enemy as it does damage based on current health, this is easily amended by the purchase of Spirit of the Elder Lizard, which will provide you with a flat damage over time effect allowing you to pick up all the kills.
Since you're ulti does MASSIVE damage, if your noob teammates try to steal kills from you, simply flash beside the enemy for the secure.
OH **** ITS A TEAM FIGHT! WHAT DO!?
No problem, simply E the enemy team clustered around your noob feeder AD carry and then walk in with your ulti and sunfire cape. You're ulti will also activate all your fiery death items, meaning that even if the enemy team are smart enough to flash out of your circle of fiery-hell-flame-inferno-blaze-death, you can simply walk into them and watch them lose massive amounts of HP.
In the event rest of your team has afk'd and you're 1v3, simply inform them via All-Chat that they "CANNOT ESCAPE FROM NASUS", and chase them back to their fountain at which you can keep them contained with your E and intimidating looks while your minions push to win.
Extra - How to begin / win a fight as the Hot Dog
What if YOU have to co-ordinate a fight? What could you possibly do? There are several ways to go about this.
The first is to have a teemo on your team visible to the enemy team. His global taunt should enrage them into swarming him. Press E and then push to win.
The second option is to simply use your swag dance to mesmerize the enemy team, like a siren your sick moves will lure them to you before you activating your ulti for the penta.
In case for some reason you top lane isn't Teemo, and you're rightfully afraid that seeing Nasus's 'moves' will cause a spiraling depression as you realize that any other moves are inferior and ultimately causes you reassess your place in the world - simply tell your otherwise useless AD carry to get themselves on low HP and to then begin pushing a lane solo while you hide in a bush. Wait for them to enter and then E and R for the penta.
Well guys, although I fear that I may have unleashed a new unspeakable terror upon the League of Legends community, I hope this guide will help to lead you on your way to challenged division and beyond.
Be sure to check out my Mundo guide that I made before I formed this account at
Otherwise keep an eye out for future guides to come such as:
Hybrid Tank Master - Skarner
Spell Vamp Team Healer - Leona
Oh **** Don't Accidentally Build Blue Ezreal - Kha'zix
The End of Evolution - Teemo
and much much more.