IN REAL LIFE I AM A FAILURE. NO ONE LIKES ME AND I SUCK AT EVERYTHING. BUT WHEN I PLAY AP NASUS, MY LIFE DOES A 180. I BECOME A BOSS AND PEOPLE START OBEYING ME, TRYING TO GET SOME OF THIS D. IF YOU WANT TO BE LIKE ME, FOLLOW MY GUIDE. NOW READ ON MOFO. FIRST YOU USE HIS E. THEN YOU STAND THERE AND WATCH THEM DIE. IF YOU WANT TO QUICKEN THE PROCESS, WLAK UP TO THEM AND Q/D!CK SLAP THEM. VERY OP. VERY OP. AND SINCE THEY ARE **** SLAPPED BY YOU, THEY WILL BE WEAKENED BECAUSE YOUR D IS SO STRONG, THEY GET E/WITHERED. THIS IS A VERY BASIC COMBO FOR PIMP NASUS.
BUT STOP READING THIS GO DOWN AND SEE HOW TO REALLY PLAY AP NASUS!

SO SEXY. THIS IS BASIC SH!T AND IDIOT THAT PLAYS AN AP CHAMP SHOULD KNOW.
JK JK JK BUT PLAY NORMAL AP STUFF ON NASUS. EVEN IF YOU ARE GOING AD NASUS LIKE NORMAL. IT SHOWS HOW COOL YOU ARE.

EVERYONE MAXS Q FIRST. EVERYONE. BUT YOU KNOW WHATS BETTER? YOUR E. READ ITS SCALING F@G. WOW 60% OF AP. THAT MEANS IF YOU HAVE 400 AP (EASY TO ACHIEVE) YOU CAN START CHUNKING PEOPLE. THATS WHY YOU MAX YOUR FIELD OF DESTRUCTION FIRST AND MAX YOUR D!CKSLAP LATER.

Athene's Unholy Grail GET THIS FIRST. EVERYTHING IS UNNECCESARY UNTIL YOU HAVE THIS. TO GET IT QUICKER, RUSH IT BY GETTING TWO Faerie Charm.

Void Staff AS THE PIMP, YOU NEED TO EXERT YOUR DOMINANCE OVER THE PROST!ITUTES. TO DO THIS, YOU NEED PENETRATION. LIKE MAGIC PENETRATION. FROM THERE IT IS SIMPLE.

Rabadon's Deathcap YOUR PIMP HAT TO HIDE FROM THE COPS. YOU START DEALING SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH YOUR E IT IS LIKE A NUKE. ALSO YOU GET YOUR Needlessly Large Rod WHILE GETTING IT, WHICH IS ALWAYS GOOD FOR PIMPS.

GO BACK TO PIMP HOUSE, BE BACK ON THE STREETS WITHIN 10 SECONDS. THEM B!ITCHES WILL NOT EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RUN.



IF THE GIRLS TRY TO RUN, ACTIVATE YOUR SPEED BOOST AND CATCH UP TO THEM IN NO TIME. COMBINED WITH YOUR THEY WON'T GET A CHANCE.

OK I AM DONE. IN CASE YOU HAVE NOT GOT THE MEMO YET, THIS BUILD IS OP. I GUARANTEE YOU AP NASUS WILL BE NERFED HARD. THE RIOT COPS WILL CRACK DOWN ON HIS PIMP BUSINESS AND DESTROY IT. SO YOU NEED TO ABUSE IT NOW. THANKS FOR READING MOFO. PLAY AP NASUS AND MAKE PEOPLE RAGE AT HOW OP THIS GUY IS.