Hi everypony, I am The Handsome Max. You may remember me from such classic guides like "Lucian Drive-By Jungle" or "Sheldon Cooper movelist". Today I am here to tell you about the easy freelo that is Darius Support. I am Gold 2, and I listen to Gangnam Style for roughly 30 minutes every day to keep me in peak physical fitness. When I'm not playing League Of Legends I am playing the hit game Battleborn, to remind me that widespread tragedies can even strike first world nations.

Before we get into the character and his playstyle, lets talk about the pros and cons.

Pros Benefits from White Privilege Literally unstoppable Has watched every Godard film Not afraid to cry when he feels upset A big fan of the Black Will Smith Can fight 37 toddlers at once Is making Noxus great again

Con Airs Not as strong as Goku (yet) Never stops littering Likes Anime A big fan of the White Will Smith Refuses to listen to anything other than Helloween Would kill Joe Biden if given the chance

There is no greater symbol of Homosexual Hyper-masculinity than Darius, Noxus' most feared and battle-hardened wrestler. After watching Fight Club too many times, Darius ran away from home and decided to fight to keep himself and his younger brother alive. By the time he joined le 9gag army, he had already developed the strength and technique of a veteran Roman-Greco wrestler.

The first true test of Darius's endurance occurred in a crucial battle against Leatherman Van's Leather Legion, where the Noxian forces were exhausted and outnumbered. Darius's captain called for his troops to retreat, but Darius refused to accept such an act of cowardice. Breaking formation, Darius stripped into his wrestling shorts, ran towards the captain the captain and 1-2-3'd him with one sweep of his gigantic axe. Both terrified and inspired, the soldiers followed Darius into battle and fought with incredible strength and fervor. After a long and grueling battle, they ultimately emerged victorious.

Seizing momentum from his Dead Man's Plate, Darius led his now fiercely loyal troops in a devastating campaign against Demacia. After proving his power in the locker rooms across the land, Darius turned his gaze homeward. He saw a Noxus riddled with weakness.These greedy, complacent Jabronis drained the nation's strength. Seeking to make Noxus great again, Darius took it upon himself to personally wrestle each Noxian Noble. He identified the weakest Jabronis and took their ***. Many in Noxus saw Darius's cull as an attempt to seize power in the Lockerroom, but he had a different plan for the showers. He had been watching the rise of Jericho Swain with keen interest. In Swain, Darius saw a leader with the mind and determination make Noxus great again. Now allied with the Bondage Tactician, Darius works to unite the nation behind his vision of true Noxian strength.

Now, as you can see from his lore, Darius doesn't play around. He uses his Roman-Greco wrestling style to get right up in their face. Since all Roman-Greco wrestlers are very honorable (unless you're playing by locker room rules) you gotta heal the adc with your Relic Shield. Make this and beads your first purchase.

If any absolutely stupid plays come in your zone, give them the 1-2-3. Hook them in with your E, slow them with your W, and then kill them with your Q. This works every time if you're a real man.

Once you get a targon's rush the black cleaver. It's broken as all hell and everyone loves it. It's also good since you're not actually buying boots until your 6th item.

Now for your next item buy boots, since I realized not having boots on Darius is literally impossible. It doesn't matter what kind of boots, just buy some or you're useless. and I mean you're Darius man, it's pretty hard to be useless as Darius.

Next up is the sightstone, because lazy *** teammates don't know how to ward, and as a support, you have to do more than heal and have 2 forms of cc or else the team yells at you for some reason, even though that's a whole lot more that Annie or Leona has. Honestly stop making me waste so much gold when I'm the one killing.

Since Darius is mostly focused on killing Joe Biden, get a Deadman's Plate, it scares the living hell out of anyone because no Darius should ever be allowed to move this fast. It is also the only way to actually get Biden, since he usually is running around in his Vice-Presidential Segway, for which only the dead are able to touch.

Honestly, what ever you get next doesn't matter. You're late game Darius. If there is any one who is bad at late game Darius deserves to loose. Just go in there, spin your q around and have a bazinga of a good time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BfZFh_ipeA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJaJ8G2xEHw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvLKQYlD_r4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2druIPJ4Y48

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY6CbRJlfho

I'll be back to fine tune this trash later, but I'm off to Gen Con.