What the **** did you just say about me you little *****? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Bandle ****ing SEALS with over 500000 confirmed kills

Hello my name is Bronze 3 and here is my guide to ruining everyones ******* ****ing day.


If you think I think I deserve Diamond you are ******* wrong because I deserve ****ing challenger With This Build. if any of you havent seen the legend of DoToT trolling imaq2pie with cleanse and ghost here is a link - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKhZxzTNdyM. This ****ing NOOOB doesnt even EXECUTE HIMSELF in the first FIVE MINUTES what kind of man is that I ask you

If someone is taking red buff you need smite to TAKE THAT ****
if someone is trying to win the game get to the enemy base and KILL YOUR SELF
leave a ward though when you do because then you can TElePOrt BAcK to THaT ****

You think that running into the enemy camp is fun well try putting control wards and yellows down in the SHAPE OF A PENTAGRAM

Okay****iamvery drunk but here is the deal.


YOu have 5 options.
1) Run into the enemy camp until youre level one and everyone else is level 6 and then run to lane and start farming then turn the game around whilst ignore ? pings and then getting kills until its clear youre going to win and initiate a surrender vote in which its obviously a troll but your team will say yes anyways just so YOU DONT WIN. didnt even matter how hard it was to come back and become the carry they just DONT WANT YOU TO WIN even though the reason theyre upset is that they MIGHT NOT WIN. guess what nigga you jsut PLAYED YOURSELF

2) Follow your jungler around and smite whatever monster you think you can steal. If he used his smite on red, you get free blue. If he didnt, try to time your Q just right and steal that ****. Make sure he is level 1 and gets extremely motivated to afk and then you can carry 4v5 and show your amazing teemo skill

3) Take cleanse and ghost like a ****ing normie

4) Just stayy invisible in the middle of a lane and wait for your partner to engage after targetting the enemy of choice. Then take a pacifistic approach and do not follow through. Ping his countdown timer if you really have gorilla balls.

5) Play The Ward Teemo with Swifties and run around the map giving them better map awareness than any ****ing master has ever done before. If you magically get gold build QSS and tanky so the enemy cant kill you. Remember, only toxic players willget mad at you, and toxic players deserve to lose. Keep doing god's work.