IN THIS GUIDE I GIVE YOU THE IDEA OF HOW TO PLAY TRYNDAMERE AND BE A THREAT. I DONT WANT TO TEACH YOU HOW TO PLAY THE WHOLE GAME(THAT WILL BE TOO MUCH TEXT THAT YOU WOULDN'T READ ANYWAY), THAT'S WHY NO EXPLANATIONS WILL BE GIVEN BELOW.
IF YOU ARE A BEGINNER THEN EXPLANATIONS WONT TELL YOU ANYTHING, IF YOU ARE A GOOD PLAYER THEN YOU CAN FIND ANWSERS TO THE QUESTIONS "WHY" ON YOUR OWN.

TO PLAY TRYNDAMERE YOU NEED TO:
1. HAVE AT LEAST ONE HAND WITH ONE FINGER(IT IS REALLY HARDER TO PLAY WITH YOUR NOSE, TONGUE, LEGS OR ****)
IT IS PREFERED TO HAVE BOTH ARMS WITH 2 FINGERS(ONE ON EACH) TO BE ABLE TO USE MOUSE AND SKILLS SIMULTANEOUSLY (ALTHOUGH PLAYING WITH ONE FINGER IS STILL NORMAL FOR TRYNDAMERE)
2. BE ABLE TO FARM
3. BE ABLE TO COUNT UNTIL 5
4. BE READY TO TAKE CRITICISM, AND ANWSER ACCORDINGLY (EX. ENEMY: HEAL AND ULTY GJ. YOU: IF YOU WERE GOOD YOU WOULD PREDICT THAT.)
THIS IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE TRYNDAMERE IS OFTEN THE MOST HATED PERSON IN THE GAME, AND WHEN SOMEONE WANTS TO PUT HIS BLAME ON SOMEONE ELSE, IT IS USUALLY YOU.

YOU ARE A BARBARIAN, YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT AND WHEN YOU WANT. EVEN ENEMIES CAN'T MAKE YOU DIE WHEN THEY WANT.

PROS
+HUGE DAMAGE PER SECOND
+ UNDYING RAGE
+SOUND OF SPINNING SLASH ACCOCIATES WITH WORDS "DEATH HAS COME"
+EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF YOU

CONS
-REQUIRES A LOT OF FARM
-THE HARDEST THING IS TO SURVIVE TEAMFIGHT
-IF YOU PLAY BAD, EVERY ONE IN YOUR TEAM WILL BLAME YOU AND ONLY YOU FOR LOSING A GAME. BE SURE YOU WILL GET 9 REPORTS.

STARTING ITEMS
SOME COMBINATION OF THESE ITEMS


ARE YOU PLAYING TRYNDAMERE?
YES: INFINITY EDGE PHANTOM DANCER
NO: INFINITY EDGE PHANTOM DANCER

ASK YOURSELF THIS:
ARE MY ENEMIES CASTING A LOT OF **** IN MY GENERAL DIRECTION? MERCURY'S TREADS
ELSE BERSERKER'S GREAVES
BUT NOT BOTH, EITHER YOU HAVE TWO FEET(COMMON MISTAKE)
DOES ENEMY TEAM STACK ARMOR? LAST WHISPER
OR THE BLACK CLEAVER
DOES MY TEAM HAVE NO DISABLES? FROZEN MALLET
AM I A BALLER? GUARDIAN ANGEL
DO I HAVE A PING OF 9000 AND CANNOT LAST HIT? BLOODTHIRSTER
I WANT TO DEAL MORE DAMAGE? BLOODTHIRSTER
I WANT TO BE CARRY? BLOODTHIRSTER
I WANT TO BE AN AOE CARRY? TIAMAT
I WANT TO BE A NINJA? YOUMUU'S GHOSTBLADE
DO I WANT A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF LIFESTEAL? BLOODTHIRSTER BLOODTHIRSTER BLOODTHIRSTER
I HAVE FREE SPACE LEFT IN INVENTORY? BLOODTHIRSTER

YOU KNOW IF YOU ARE TAKING MASTERIES OTHER THAN I ADVISE YOU NEED AN APTITUDE TEST. THE ONLY THING CHANGEABLE IS 3 POINTS FROM RESISTANCE TO HARDINESS, IN CASE YOU ARE GOING TO LANE SOMEONE WHO RELIES ON PHYSICAL ATTACKS.

ARMOR PENETRATION RUNES INCREASE DAMAGE A LOT. IF YOU DON'T BELIVE ME - GO READ ABOUT ARMOR AND MAGIC RESISTANCE.

ARMOR AND MAGIC RESISTANCE ARE NEVER USELESS.

1. FARM

1. FARM
2. DO NOT LET ENEMY TEAM WIN.

1. FARM
2. PARTICIPATE IN TEAMFIGHTS
3. WIN THE GAME

1. NEVER EVER DIE.
2. FARMING DELIVERS MORE MONEY THAN KILLS.
3. YOU MUST REMEMBER WHAT COUNTERS YOU:
EXHAUST
IGNITE
TEEMO
NASUS

HOW TO LANE?
YOU ASK YOUR LANE PARTNER TO NOT PUSH THE LANE AND LEAVE LASTHITS TO YOU, IF HE SAIS NO YOU THREATEN HIM TO GO AFK, OR TRY OTHER BLACKMAIL, OR GO TO OTHER LANE, OR STEAL HIS CREEPS(THANKS TRYNDA HIGH STARTING DAMAGE), OR GO AFK FOR REAL.
IF YOU ARE SOLO, LAND ONLY LASTHITS. IF YOUR ENEMY LEFT THE LANE, PUSH IT TO THE TOWER AND GO BACK BUY ITEMS, RETURN TO YOUR LANE, OR YOU CAN GO KILL NEUTRALS IN THE JUNGLE INSTEAD(THIS CAN BE MOST EASY COMPLETED IF YOU ARE MID).
HARRAS YOUR ENEMY WHEN POSSIBLE, BUT NOT BY THE COST OF CREEPS. KEEP YOUR SPINNING SLASH FOR LIFESAVING PURPOSES, OR TO GET A CREEP, BUT NOT FOR HARRASING.
REMEMBER TO STAY ALIVE AND FARM. GOING BACK WHEN ENEMY CREEPS ARE CLOSE TO YOUR TOWER IS ONE OF THE WORST MISTAKES YOU COULD EVER MADE.

I'VE GOT SWORD OF THE OCCULT AFTER MY GUARDIAN ANGEL.
YOU ARE NOW BALLING OUT OF CONTROL.

DOES SPINNING SLASH SPIN THROUGH WALLS?
YES

DO MY ENEMIES HATE ME WHEN I SPIN?
OH YEAH, THY ARE JEALOUS TO YOUR SPINNING STYLE

WHY NO JUNGLE?
BECAUSE TRYNDAMERE GETS A LOT MORE FARM KILLING CREEPS IN LANE.

WHEN TO USE HEAL AND FLASH?
HEAL HELPS YOU TO BE BACK IN THE TEAMFIGHT AFTER YOU USED ULTIMATE, FLASH HELPS YOU TO GET AWAY WHEN SPINNING SLASH IS ON A COOLDOWN
YOU CAN CONCIDER OTHER POSSIBILITIES, BUT THIS ARE DEFINETLY BEST.

WHAT DO I DO IN A TEAM FIGHT?
1. WAIT UTTIL ONE OF YOUR TEAM TANKS DAMAGE
2. GO IN
3. USE MOCKING SHOUT
4. LOCATE FROM THE CLOSEST ENEMIES ONE THAT DEALS MOST DAMAGE
5. STAB HIM
6. HE IS DEAD? YES - GO TO 4. NO - GO TO 5.

WHEN YOU ARE ABUT TO DIE USE UNDYING RAGE AND START COUNTING. AT 3 SECONDS SPIN OUT AND AT 4.5 USE HEAL. GO TO 1

DOES ANY CROWD CONTROL STOP ME FROM CASTING UNDYING RAGE?
NO.

I FOLLOWED YOUR GUIDE AND I DIDN'T WIN!
BLAME YOUR TEAM.

REMEMBER, YOU ARE BARBARIAN AND YOU MUST ACT AS ONE.

ENEMY(WHEN YOU SLAIN HIM): TRYNDA IS NOOB CHAMP.
YOU: YOU JUST SAID YOU LOST TO A NOOB, WHO ARE YOU AFTER THAT, DUMBASS?

SOMEONE: TRYNDA IS NOOB NEED 0 SKILL YOU CAN'T PLAY BALANCED CHAMP GO 1V1 LATER
YOU: PUT YOUR TEARS HERE ----> \__/
(THX TO ARANNAN FOR THIS COMMENT)

I MAY RAGE ENDLESSLY IN GAME, BUT YOU CRY ENDLESSLY ON THE CHATBOX
(THX TO FALSEOGOD FOR THIS COMMENT)

MY LEFT ARM COULDN'T CARRY THIS TEAM, THANKFULLY I STILL GOT MY RIGHT ARM
(THX TO FALSEOGOD FOR THIS COMMENT)

ENEMY: TRYNDAMERE IS SUCH A GAY CHARACTER.
YOU: STRANGE TO HEAR WORDS "GAY CHARACTER" FROM A GAY.

SAY THAT TO MY ***, ONLY *** DEALS WITH ****.

HOUSE ON FIRE SORRY (LEAVE GAME AND I AM NOT ENCOURAGING LEAVERS BUT GIVING YOU A LEGIT EXCUSE)

YOU CONFUSED ME WITH SOMEONE WHO GIVES A ****.

EVEN GOD COULDNT CARRY THIS TEAM.

SOMEONE: YOU PLAY VERY BAD.
YOU: BETTER THAN YOUR FACE.

DON'T FEEL BAD, A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE NO TALENT.

IT'S NOT BACKDOORING, IF TOWER HITS YOU FIRST. IT IS CALLED SELF DEFENSE.

THIS SECTOIN IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION, YOU ALSO CAN IMPROVE IT BY SENDING ME SOME MESSAGE.

TODAY EVRY LUCKY TRYNDAMERE OWNER CAN BUY HIM A DEMONBLADE SKIN, TO MAKE EVEN MORE FEAR, JEALOUCITY, AND RAGE ON THE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS BATTLEFIELDS.
HERE IS A TEASER:
Play Video
HERE IS HOW YOU SHOULD START WITH TRYNDAMERESEE HOW MUCH CREEPS? THAT AMOUNT IS CLOSE TO THE IDEAL. THE AMOUNT OF ENEMY CREEPS WHO CAME ON LANE IS 156 AT THIS MOMENT, IT MEANS I MISSED 8 CREEPS.
(RENGAR GANKED ME AND TOWERDIVED WITH VEIGAR. I HAD NO ULTI, BUT I WAS ABLE TO PICK OUT VEIGAR AND STAY ALIVE)

OUR TEAM WAS OBVIOUSLY WINNING, AND WE FOCUSE ON PUSH. HERE IS A PICTURE 5 MINUTES BEFORE THEY SURRENDERED

OVERALL YOUR WHOLE GAME EXPERIENCE SHOULD LOOK LIKE THIS (ENEMY IS A BANANA, TRYNDAMERE IS BLACK GUY)


ANOTHER GAME PLAYED BY ME. NOTHING SPECIAL, JUST SHOWING YOU HOW I GOT FED WHEN GOING MID AGAINST ANNIE.

PRACTICE IS THE NEXT STEP INTO PERFECTION. YOU CANNOT EXPECT TO READ GUIDE AND SUDDENLY BECOME A BETTER PLAYER. IN REALITY YOU MUST ADAPT TO YOUR SURROUNDINGS AND PREDICT. KNOWING IS HALF THE GAME, BUT NOT ALL OF IT. THIS IS ONE OF THE ASPECTS NO GUIDE CAN TEACH YOU, NO MATTER HOW INFORMATIVE IT IS. A PRIOR EXAMPLE WOULD BE ASHE'S ARROW. YOU CAN READ ABOUT IT ALL DAY AND UNDERSTAND IT'S MECHANISM, BUT YOU WILL FAIL TO LAND A PERFECT SHOT WITHOUT PRACTICE. REALISTICLY EVERYTHINDG IN LIFE WILL PLAY OUT DIFFERENTLY THEN ANTICIPATED. EVERYTIME YOU ENGAGE A TEAM BATTLE IT'S DIFFERENT, BECAUSE THERE ARE TOO MANY UNCONTROLLED VARIABLES LIKE DIFFERENT TIMING, POSITIONING, SKILLS, ECT. THE DICTIONARY IS THE ONLY PLACE THAT SUCCESS COMES BEFORE WORK.

MISTAKES ARE A SIGN OF PROGRESS. EXPERIENCE IS THE NAME EVERYONE GIVES TO THEIR MISTAKES.

TO THE NEW PLAYERS, WHO JUST STARTED PLAYING. DON'T PLAY WITH BOTS ALL THE TIME. PLAY IN PUBS. GETTING OWNED AND FEEDING IS PART OF THE GAME. GETTING YELLED AT BY AN OVERLY CONFIDENT JERK IS NORMAL. THE TRUE "PROS" ARE THE ONES THAT NEVER GIVE UP. YOU'LL ONLY BE AS GOOD AS THE PEOPLE YOU ARE AROUND.


ENJOY THE GAME.