Ryze - The Blue Baller.

[quote=Voidward]You best stay away, the last thing you want is to be an inmate in Ryze's prison. He'll get his blue balls all over you face, repeatedly, until you he's stripped you of any self-decency and magic resist you have left. He'll overload your throat so badly with thorn magic you won't be chugging any health pots for weeks. Standard size scrolls are for chumps, just ask the ladies. The scroll-shaped object in his pocket is definitely not yordle-sized. Ryze makes all the ladies desperate for, and powerless to, his advances. You thought those tattoos on his body were inscribed runes to strengthen his outrageous magical powers? That's a myth, the only markings on Ryze's body are notches for every time he's coited one of his enemy's mothers'. He eventually ran out of skin to write on and had to carry a giant-ass scroll and tome just to keep track. [B]I present to you, this! A warning of the fate to which all shal succumb who stand in the way of this suave, well-read creature of magic. Hide yo sis, hide yo moms, dey ryzin' err body out ere:[/B] [youtube=JgXz-_tjdLA] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Also be sure to check out these other fine technicolor ballers: - [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Kc0NSQ9KY&feature=channel]Fiddlesticks[/url] | [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st7K9kyEFs0&feature=channel]Maokai[/url] | [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxxqGwH9wqU&feature=channel]Lux[/url] | [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFHF615aQ0w&feature=channel]Annie[/url] -[/quote]

[quote=Booshido]good shizzle bro, 9 0 21?(or defence as u had 0ap at times) hp runes?[/quote]

[quote=Voidward]9/0/21 is fine, but I've been doing 0/9/21 lately just because I stack mana and the health regen from the defensive mastery lets me camp the lane longer and I end up spending the gold I'd use for health pots on wards instead to farm better.[/quote]

[quote=Lazukin]Wow! In order to get all the ladies all I have to do is... - Be purple - Tell girls I just lowered their magic resist - Put thorns in peoples' throats - Have a weird shaped head - Bathe in bluish glow-paint - Keep large scrolls in my pocket Lolwut.[/quote]

[quote=Voidward][quote=Lazukin] Wow! In order to get all the ladies all I have to do is... - Be purple - Tell girls I just lowered their magic resist - Put thorns in peoples' throats - Have a weird shaped head - Bathe in bluish glow-paint - Keep large scrolls in my pocket Lolwut. [/quote] Seems you know nothing about womanizing. Talk to me after you join the blueman group.[/quote]

[quote=wRAthoFVuLK]LOL dude I love this vid and your humor :) However, please post things like this in the correct forum (Videos) in the future also, feel free to upload your video to our video section on the top bar, where people can vote and comment on it just like with builds and guides :)[/quote]

[quote=labrocMarley]the only problems with ryse is too many assists and no F@CKING KILLS[/quote]