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But what's so great about Chuck Norris that would make the chicken want to cross the road to see him? Is the chicken his friend? Does the chicken want to have his autograph? Maybe the chicken confused him for an ear of corn. Your joke leaves too many plot holes for it to even be remotely enjoyable.
jhoijhoi wrote:
Also, I think the levels of immorality in this thread are astounding. You'd really throw a child off a boat for your own luggage? Wow.
Toshabi wrote:
But what's so great about Chuck Norris that would make the chicken want to cross the road to see him? Is the chicken his friend? Does the chicken want to have his autograph? Maybe the chicken confused him for an ear of corn. Your joke leaves too many plot holes for it to even be remotely enjoyable.
The chicken didnt cross the road, cuz chuck norris where there!
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But why wouldn't the chicken cross the road if chuck norris is there? Is chuck Norris a bully? Does the chicken despise Chuck Norris? Maybe Chuck Norris wronged the chicken in some way to make the chicken not want to associate himself with him. Again, your joke still doesn't make any logical sense.
MrCuddowls wrote:
Hahahaha telling me my items are bad HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAhA
Listen buddy don't judge someone's items if your only level 13
This build is Platinum approved, Thats all you need to know
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Toshabi wrote:
But why wouldn't the chicken cross the road if chuck norris is there? Is chuck Norris a bully? Does the chicken despise Chuck Norris? Maybe Chuck Norris wronged the chicken in some way to make the chicken not want to associate himself with him. Again, your joke still doesn't make any logical sense.
It's cause he didn't explain the back story to this conflict. You see Chuck Norris and the Chicken were best of friends in elementary school all the way to high school. All they did was hang out and defeat ninjas together. All these Chuck Norris jokes are really true facts about what Chuck Norris AND the Chicken are able to do together. But because in the past there were some chicken prejudice people never believed that the Chicken was able to do ANY of those things so Chuck Norris took all the credit, creating all the Chuck Norris jokes we know of today. This bugged the Chicken but not enough to destroy his friendship with Chuck....not until senior year of high school. The Chicken had fallen madly in love with a fellow classmate. He planned on asking her to the Prom and had even told Chuck of his plans to ask her to the prom. Sadly...when the Chicken had asked her, she declined, stating that she was already going to Prom with Chuck Norris. This ENRAGED the Chicken! Chuck Norris knew he loved her, and even knew of his plans, but he still asked her out! This destroyed their friendship. Now the Chicken wants nothing to do with Chuck Norris.
TL;DR
Chuck Norris stole the Chicken's girl.
caucheka wrote:
im not going to play portal or portal to because to me its uninteresting. i played a flash game someone made to mimic portal in 2d but it was just boring.
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