Chuck Norris.

[quote=caucheka]lee sin couldn't become a champion because he couldn't fill in the paperwork because he's lee sin, the blind monk.[/quote]

[quote=Wnuk]Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi][quote=Wnuk] Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. [/quote] Revolving doors are unslammable. They were designed to prevent that. A simple look at the build of a revolving door should make any logical person draw the conclusion that you cannot slam the properly built revolving door. [quote=Wnuk] Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. [/quote] Hearts don't have minds of their own, and heart attacks aren't necessarily the heart attacking the body because it wants to. In fact, [quote] Myocardial infarction (MI) or acute myocardial infarction (AMI), commonly known as a heart attack, is the interruption of blood supply to a part of the heart, causing heart cells to die. This is most commonly due to occlusion (blockage) of a coronary artery following the rupture of a vulnerable atherosclerotic plaque, which is an unstable collection of lipids (fatty acids) and white blood cells (especially macrophages) in the wall of an artery. The resulting ischemia (restriction in blood supply) and oxygen shortage, if left untreated for a sufficient period of time, can cause damage or death (infarction) of heart muscle tissue (myocardium). [/quote] These jokes don't make any sense.[/quote]

[quote=Wnuk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFcqGGMPc3k&feature=related[/quote]

[quote=Scrax]Toshabi fails. And damnit, I am once again used in a joke >_>[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi]So I fail because I don't see the logic behind these jokes? Please explain what makes this outlandish humor so humorous. Usually, a joke has a punch line too it and yet, all I see in this thread is fanboyism for a fighter that isn't remotely as good as the fighters you see now a days (example: Anthony 'showtime' Pettis, Manny Pacquiao, ect). So excuse me if you guys like humor that doesn't make any sense, when in reality, it's just "OMFG I FANBOY HARD OVER CRAPPY FIGHTER". I find more humor from "Why did the chicken cross the road" jokes then this, mainly because those make sense, whereas Chuck Norris jokes defy all common logic which doesn't even make the joke remotely funny.[/quote]

[quote=Scrax]It's the fact that they do not contain any logic at all, mixed with Chuck Norris being a hyped nobody (and a ginger), that make them somewhat funny.[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi]If that's the case then I demand my own jokes.[/quote]

[quote=Scrax]Use google.[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi]I just did and I got a shitton of NSFW material. What have you done to me? 9_9[/quote]