Foxy Riven wrote:
Oh was it your cart? I'm sorry lemme write you a cheque.
Because I'm the only entity that can own property..
Not going great bro.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
FalseoGod wrote:
I liked when Slappiz posted selfies ._.
I think we all know why...
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Wow you guys can't take a joke. Do I have to be serious here all the time? Thought this was off-topic. Not that it's any of your business but that cart was returned safe & sound.
Thank you Foxy! I didn't know how to include the icons but now I do! I am still making some making some changes in regards to the build/guide. Thanks for the tips :)
While you're here picking fights on people you don't even know I'm out there helping people.
You could just be the bigger man next time and just ignore my post if it offends you. You spread negativity while I was just showing a picture of me having fun.
Thank you for ruining it.
Have a picture of me in a swimming pool. I did not hurt the pool nor the inflatable crab. And I bought both of them with the money of the youth pub I volunteer for.
For the beach party I organised, for free, for the local youngsters.
If you need a tampon you can just ask me next time.
@ xichiz, if you pick your friend's side, that's completely normal. Calling me a douche without knowing me is not.
You obviously can't take a joke and I won't be spending my precious time on it any longer.
Peace.
TK3Huynh wrote:
Thank you Foxy! I didn't know how to include the icons but now I do! I am still making some making some changes in regards to the build/guide. Thanks for the tips :)
While you're here picking fights on people you don't even know I'm out there helping people.
You could just be the bigger man next time and just ignore my post if it offends you. You spread negativity while I was just showing a picture of me having fun.
Thank you for ruining it.
Have a picture of me in a swimming pool. I did not hurt the pool nor the inflatable crab. And I bought both of them with the money of the youth pub I volunteer for.
For the beach party I organised, for free, for the local youngsters.
If you need a tampon you can just ask me next time.
@ xichiz, if you pick your friend's side, that's completely normal. Calling me a douche without knowing me is not.
You obviously can't take a joke and I won't be spending my precious time on it any longer.
Peace.
(Check out my guides, they're linked to their pictures!)
If I helped you in any way, that +REP is always nice^^
Jimmydoggga 2.0 wrote:
it's not Slapplz fault that his arms are so large.....
If you're a bodybuilder, it kinda is. Not that I like really large arms, it's eh. But yay, not alone with the guilty pleasure.
@Foxy
Try not to take Searz too seriously. I'm pretty sure that for as long as I've known him he's always been a fabled Jimmy's Rustler.
Cute eyes for jailbait, you should join Vapora and create a club.
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Oh, so blatant disregard of property isn't a sign of douchebaggery?
Oh was it your cart? I'm sorry lemme write you a cheque.
Looks like you had a fun youth