Have you ever...

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]Have you ever: Played beer pong with 2 fifths of vodka, finished BOTH fifths, then gone to sleep on your friends couch only to wake up with your hair falling out because your roomates thought they were using shaving cream when it was actually Veet?[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi]Hey guys, have you ever played with yourself while playing league of legends?[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]I do it all the time, especially when I'm playing with Cass. 2 snakes 2 hands, sounds perfect.[/quote]

[quote=Pølsemanden][quote=TheJohn] Have you ever: See your two friends fight on facebook One of them says that you should be there to help and protect the group, but they've never accepted you as the leader The other friend was really wrong and no one is her friend anymore You and your friend are talking, you say something and she didn't like very much, but it's a friendly talk, that kind of thing happens and everything ends fine A strange friend of your friend comes and offends you just because he didn't read the rest of the conversation Your friend protects him, adn they make an alliance against you for 3 minutes You lose 2 friends on the same day [/quote] SO MUCH FRIEND, FRIENDS FRIEND, FRIEND ALL OVER THE PLACE! Have you ever been drunk as fuck in a capital city, get bored, take to club without friends, wake up in 2 random guys appartment at 4 pm not remembering shit from 1 am. And the Last thing you remembered was spitting the leader of the Conservative Folksparty in the face? (got my memory back at around 12 am'ish) Well... I have :p[/quote]

[quote=Vort]Never been drunk off my ass, so that basically answers 90% of the questions thus far. But... Have you ever cleaned mold out of a piano?[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]Nope but I've cleaned some clocks before[/quote]

[quote=Vort]I can imagine there are some similarities there.[/quote]

[quote=Samoh]Have you ever... Considered how many of these are beautifully composed lies?![/quote]

[quote=Pølsemanden][quote=Samoh] Have you ever... Considered how many of these are beautifully composed lies?! [/quote] pretty sure only 1 of them is.. And it wasn't even intended to be believed?[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]Mine is pure truth...Why on earth would I make up a story in which I'M the one who gets the short end of the stick?[/quote]