If you were king of the world..

[quote=Canoas]You recently conquered the entire world. Through what means did you conquer it? What are you going to do as the new world king? Having lots of "Princess Leia" slaves is a given, so there's no need to mention it.[/quote]

[quote=wRAthoFVuLK]thru love. end poverty and war somehow.[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi]Assassinating wRAthoFVuLK after he conquers the world and taking over, turning his world into a communist regime where I will rule with an iron fist.[/quote]

[quote=Lugignaf]I conquered the world through secret means of monkey labor. Many people were spared but all of the people from my school were savagely tortured. Anyway... I would be having my own private jet. That and a permanent influx of cash from my people. Leia slaves would be sold to highest bidder then re-bought.[/quote]

[quote=Rudmed]I conqured the world due to my amazing leadership skills, but truthfully people just kinda fell in line behind me. 1st order of business show Toshabi why communism is a failing system (What Regan did to USSR). Then just ensure order and justice. Oh but I'm gonna have to banish some people to Tobashi's regime where he can do whatever he pleases with them. After that I would like a monument, but yeah that is about it.[/quote]

[quote=Wintermond]I am King of the world. I dunno what I would do. Anarchy sounds cool.[/quote]

[quote=Alahric]I used my charisma to influance and manipulate people, took over a faction and expanded with diplomacy. After a few speeches with the best of intentions I eventually became the fucking anti-christ, got the right people on my side and managed to bend them over. Now you're probably thinking persecute every religious fuck on the planet, but no, I may be the white devil but I'm not judgemental like that. Where people come from and what they believe is irrelevent, you see actions are more important. That's why I'll make this situation even worse by putting the resistence into prison and enslave everyone else. Thereby aligning my people against one common enemy, me. After a few months I'll get one of them to assissinate me in order to redeem myself, by then everyone should hate me and forget about their differences. This hatred would doubtfully change war, but it's the best I got to make anyone else seem like a hero. It is because of my good nature that I don't see myself fit to lead. ([b]TL;DR[/b]) I'm against world government. 1) Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts indefinatly. 2) One person cannot care for everyone, the individuals value/opinion would dimish.[/quote]

[quote=PotatisFarfar]Party! Each day wuld be a friday![/quote]

[quote=Canoas]I would take over the world by sheer fear, after inventing a weapon that could wipe entire countries everyone was forced to bow down before me. After my rise in power I am going to take possession of all the world's gold, abolishing money. For the first few a communist regime would be implemented, forcing equality upon the entire world. During this period every company that deals with basic needs such as water, food and energy supply would merged and taken by the state. Cities would be built around the planet as efficiently as possible, using renewable energies and taking into account the effects on the environment. The economy would be changed to actually economize, where patents lose any exclusivity rights and anyone is free to use all technology and discoveries made. All mindless jobs would be replaced by machines when possible. After this initial phase needed to ensure mankind's survival in this planet, money would be introduced, shifting the world to a socialist regime. Everyone basic needs would be free. Food, housing, water, electricity, education, security and medical care would be ensured by the state. Work would now generate income, providing additional luxuries. Patents would stop being free, but would not be exclusive. Efficiency would be prized the most, and organizations who do not follow this mentality would be shut down. A world where everyone's survival and happiness is ensured. No more mindless jobs, people can do what they truly want to do do and focus on what's important: evolution and preservation. I would rule this perfect world. With as many Leia slaves as I need. My successor would have to be the most selfless person possible, in order to preserve what I had created and not want to steal my slaves. They're mine. All of them. Also, every scientist would now be working on discovering "magic". As soon as we create magic everything would be possible and it would be extremely awesome. Only I would possess this skill, and I would show it at parties.[/quote]

[quote=Trojan995]Idk, I think communism doesn't work for a reason - it's an unachievable ideal thwarted by human nature. I'd conquer the world through clever uprisings plotted all around the world - placing clever proxy leaders in power in African countries (because they're so volatile) until I have an entire continent under my control. At that point, I don't invade by force - no, that creates unhappy citizens. Instead, I perform a coup d'etat, simultaneously striking all of the major governments with "anarchist assaults", then placing my own influences in power (in the cases of strong inassailable governments, I'll put as much influence as I can in every level of government). Then, I call a meeting of my 150+ peons leading the governments of the world. They suggest world unity. Why? I don't know, they make something up. The point is, everyone's doing it. Once I have like 90% of the world under my control, due to world unity, I will invade the rest of the countries and claim them as my own. As for what I'll do? I'll live on a secret island in the bahamas - only for me. Any fruit, food, woman, car I want is mine. I'll probably spend the majority of my time tanning, scuba diving, banging celebrities.[/quote]