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Creator: hypershatter November 11, 2011 10:00pm
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JEFFY40HANDS
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A woman who is unable to make a sammich in or around a kitchen.

Additional Note: Men are unable to be single, women should have no knowledge of these jokes BECAUSE they should never be far enough away from the kitchen to hear or read them.
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Men BBQ and eat meat drenched in BBQ sauce.

Women make sandwiches and eat something called a salad and yogurt.

This is the way of life, yes?

I believe in America this is known as courtship...
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No, that's known as marriage.

Courtship is unprotected sex which makes a baby which inevitably (for non dbag guys or dbaggets) leads to marriage.
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*wonders how many people making women jokes are single*
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^wonders the same thing
I made the Leona Sig all by myself :D

Thanks to Alexanpt for the Dr. Horrible Sig, to TheNamelessBard for the Ori and Kayle ones, to jhoijhoi for the Irelia one, and to JEFFY40HANDS for the Shen one!!!!!!
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^^ wonders why 2 women are afk (away from kitchen)
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Ummm my name is KYLE, I'm not a woman.

My name has a typo

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I made the Leona Sig all by myself :D

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JEFFY40HANDS wrote:

^^ wonders why 2 women are afk (away from kitchen)


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(Shhhh play along)
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what if I don't want to? >:)
I made the Leona Sig all by myself :D

Thanks to Alexanpt for the Dr. Horrible Sig, to TheNamelessBard for the Ori and Kayle ones, to jhoijhoi for the Irelia one, and to JEFFY40HANDS for the Shen one!!!!!!
Drink cactus juice. It'll quench ya! Nothing's quenchier. It's the quenchiest!!!!!!!!
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