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Twillight - The stares

Creator: Searz March 1, 2013 12:40pm
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(damn it, I make the Twillight mistake waay too often, it just feels right to double-tap that l, u kno? >.>)

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Toshabi wrote:

No Twilight Sparkle?

There's plenty of sparkles in Twilight, have you not seen the movie?
"Games may not be art, but this one did wonderful things to my ****." - Roger Ebert

"I AM PRETTY SURE THIS MANGA IS VIOLATING SOME LAWS ABOUT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY

I CANNOT GET ENOUGH

****" - mencretnas, on Gigantomakhia
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No. Have you? :3c
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Toshabi wrote:

No. Have you? :3c

Yup! I sure have!
It's my favorite movie of all time!
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Will you be my Jacob? I wanna rest my head on your pex.
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Also, I think the levels of immorality in this thread are astounding. You'd really throw a child off a boat for your own luggage? Wow.





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Toshabi wrote:

Will you be my Jacob? I wanna rest my head on your pex.

Here you go:
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To be fair, if my day was recorded, at least 60% of it would be staring, due to walking alone to and from lectures, attending lectures and tutorials, and then using my computer/playing video games.

I also didn't like the very beginning, "A movie for girls not intelligent enough for the Hunger Games" - ever read the Hunger Games? The movie was absolutely **** and the book series completely collapses after the first one.

But my favourite Twilight Parody:

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jhoijhoi wrote:

To be fair, if my day was recorded, at least 60% of it would be staring, due to walking alone to and from lectures, attending lectures and tutorials, and then using my computer/playing video games.

To be fair, no other movie has ever contained so much staring :P
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I also didn't like the very beginning, "A movie for girls not intelligent enough for the Hunger Games" - ever read the Hunger Games? The movie was absolutely **** and the book series completely collapses after the first one.

Yea, I thought that was weird too. The Hunger Games wasn't exactly complicated. (only seen the movie tho)
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.

I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
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I liked the first book of the Hunger games, the movie was trash though :<

Also, Twilight?

Thanks to the very talented The_Nameless_Bard
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