Quoted:

HEY JUSTJUNGLESONA, WHY JUNGLE SONA?

YOU WANNA WIN? WANT TO STAY IN ELO HELL? PLAY JUNGLE SONA AND WIN EVERY GAME IN ELO HELL.

Quoted:

JUSTJUNGLESONA, YOU'RE PROBABLY BLUFFING, LEMME SEE SOME STATS!

YOU THINK I'M LYING? CHECK THIS. EIGHT. ****IN. PENTA KILLS.

WHAT ELSE SHOULD I KNOW, JUSTJUNGLESONA?

YOU HAVE TO ABLE TO SECURE KILLS.

YOU SEE THAT LVL 18 SINGED THAT POPPED GHOST AND ULT BUT ONLY HAS 2 BARS HP? ****IN' GET THAT *****. Q THE **** OUT OF HIM. KILL SECURED. YOU GET TRINITY FORCE QUICKER, AND YOUR TEAMMATES WILL THANK YOU. GET FED, GET MONEY, GET WINS.

PROS PROS PROS

-HUGE *** TITS
-DOESN'T HAVE A *****
-MASSIVE DAMAGE
-GLOBAL TAUNT BECAUSE OF THOSE TITS
-HEAL FOR DAYS
-MOST OP ULT
-MAKES PEOPLE YOUR *****

GREATER MARK OF SONA STRENGTH - THIS **** WILL RAPE THOSE JUNGLE CREEPS AND YOUR ENEMY LANES WON'T SEE THIS ADDITIONAL AD COMING. HOLY **** THIS STUFF IS CRAZY.

GREATER MARK OF BREAST IMPLANTS - YOU SEE THAT BLUE BUFF RAPING YOUR 4 BAR HP? **** THAT ****. GET SOME ARMOR.

GREATER SEAL OF BREAST IMPLANTS -****ING OBVIOUS, GET THIS ****.

GREATER GLYPH OF HARD SEX - 'COS THIS **** OP, AIN'T IT JAY? WHAT WE HAVIN'? FISH FILLET?

GREATER QUINTESSENCE OF GOLD DIGGING - HOLY **** BATMAN, DO YOU WANT TO CARRY YOUR TEAM? WELL THE ONLY WAY IS TO GET GOLD. TRINITY FORCE AT 10 MINUTES? SURE!

AGGRESIVE JAUNGEL?

***** JAUNGAL?



EITHER ONE, YOU'RE GONNA RAPE FACE.

FOREPLAY

****IN' CLOTH ARMOR - HEY, YOU WANT 90001 ARMOR AT LVL 1? TAKE THIS ****

****IN' HEALTH POTS - GET DRUNK OFF THIS ****, AND BUY 5 OF EM.

AFTER YOU GET LIKE, A MILLION GOLD, GET A PAIR OF THESE NIKES.

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4CHANITY FORCE - YOU NEED THIS. DISREGARD YOUR "TANKY DPS" AND BUY THIS ****. BECAUSE **** THEM.

BLACK CLEAVER? MORE LIKE ***** BETWEEN SONA'S TIT CLEAVAGE - REAL *** DPS ITEM, RIDICULOUS.

AEGIS OF THE HUGETITTYCLAN
- YOUR TEAMMATES WILL PROBABLY FLAME YOU FOR GOING WITH THIS BUILD, BUT **** THEM, GET THIS TO COMPENSATE.

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FROZEN ***** - YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA BE SQUISHY AS ****, SO YOU GONNA NEED SO MORE HP.

MADRED'S BLOODYVAGINA - DAMN, BECOME KOG'MAW WITH THIS.

AFTER CLEARING JUNGLE FOR THE FIRST TIME, IMMEDIATELY GO INTO ONE OF YOUR LANES, AND TRY TO GANK. IF YOU CAN'T GANK, STAY IN THAT LANE FOR A WHILE AND STEAL ALL CS. BETTER GET TRINITY FORCE AT 10 MIN OR YOU LOSE GAME.

SONA IS THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE GAME. **** ALL THOSE FLAVOR OF THE MONTH CHARACTERS. AND BUY SONA WITH 10 $5 RP CARDS. SHE CAN JAUINGEL(BEST JUNGLER),SHE CAN AP CARRY(MORE OF PLACEBO EFFECT BECAUSE HER RATIOS ARE NEGLIBLE), SHE CAN AD CARRY(FLYING **** BATMAN, 5 TRINITY FORCES), AND SHE CAN ****IN' TANK(GLOBAL TAUNT BECAUSE TITS).

WIN GAMES