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Recommended Items
Spells:
Revive
Smite
Items
Ability Order
Time in a Bottle (PASSIVE)
Zilean Passive Ability
Introduction
*UPDATE*
I have been told by some mod that my holy scriptures that i have documented here are aparently offensive
1. Guides like this need to be in the humor category in guide settings
-Fixed, moved to humor section
2. You spammed to reach the 5k character limit
-Cut all text down, cmoplete guide now has around 1500 words, including spoilers and coding.
3. Your guide is somewhat offensive.
-I have taken all writings that could be considered even moderately offensive and placed them into a spoiler, so if you want to read about my insanity, you can still read it there. If this does not meet a requirement, i request that a mod message me, and i will have no problems removing all of my insane speech from the guide altogether.
as a personal request, please do not penalize my other guides for this one, i have put work into my guides and i would appreciate it if you DID NOT attack them because you are angry about this one.
Thank you, come again. :)
Now, a brief warning:
DO NOT OPEN THE SPOILER TABS UNLESS YOU ARE LOOKING FOR POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE AND RACIST COMMENTS AGAINST THE WORLD'S DIFFERENT ETHNIC GROUPS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
First of all, i will say that this guide, while written for those of us that enjoy trolling, does work surprisingly well. Zilean has one of the highest levels of base damage for his Time Bomb and his ultimate can be ridiculous with the large amount of ability power you will gain from using this build. The build DOES work, as i have tried it with my buddy, lukyo and have lost maybe 2/10 games that i have played using this build. It is recommended that you use this build with friends, who can play to compliment your build and play style, so that you may still do well.
My goal with this guide is to have it achieve the lowest possible rating for a Zilean guide, so if you approve of my troll guide, please down vote it!
-You're an old man
-Your ultimate will heal for an insane amount, and will probably actually let you win team fights
-You will be able to support early game because of your kit, and you will be a ridiculously scary threat late game.
Cons
-You will die. A lot
-Your team will think that you're ******ed
-Many people think that Zilean is a terrible champion.
R>Q>E>W
We get revive and smite because they are the most over-powered spells ever, you will be able to get some sick ***s with your smite, and revive on Zilean is shenanigans.
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