Dodge Camille jump and you can fight her to death, she can't kill you ever in 1v1. Blind her when she jumps at you and kill her
Aatrox
Aatrox is just dodge Q + AA and you win 1v1, swifties make it easy to dodge
Fiora
Fiora shreds you if you let her next to you, don't let her hit you from the weakspots and you can kill her 1v1, bully her hard early and she is useless. Don't let her hide in bushes
Irelia
Fuck Irelia players, broken champ.. Just pray you dodge her E, if you can do that, you can battle her but plz don't 1v1 good irelias before lvl 6 unless you can bully her in the early game
Cassiopeia
Only time you can kill her is by using passive close to her turret and waiting for her to pass by to go farm, only during that you can 1v1 her and get easy early kill since she can't outdamage you lvl 1, just make sure to ignite her, after that its GG until lane phase is over and you just afk under turret
Cho'Gath
Rush swifties and lane is yours, Cho fell hard long time ago and you can just bully him until his jungle comes
Darius
Darius is a Teemo killer, but you can kill him like you would kill Cassio, just hide and ignite + kill him lvl 1 and just bully him as long as you can to block him from farming
Dr. Mundo
Just wait for jungle and keep moving, Mundo shouldn't kill you but you also shouldn't kill a good Mundo player
Annie
Annie burns you alive, don't fight her alone
Graves
Why would anyone play Graves top? KEKW
Gnar
Skill matchup mostly, but Gnar can just smash you to pieces, play safe and keep dodging
Illaoi
Illaoi is just useless, rush Wit's end and kill her, don't hug her
Kennen
You can kill him pre 6, after that its all about teamwork
Garen
You can feed Garen how much you want, he will still be useless. Garen just fell hard seasons ago and Teemo will make him useless
Lillia
Lillia can roll you but usually pretty chill and easy lane if you don't hug her ball
Ekko
Ekko is not too bad against Teemo but good Teemo should still kill him
Lee Sin
Why does blind work on him? Anyways easy af lane, shouldn't lose
Yasuo
Play around his wall, don't waste blind on the wall, you will die
Nasus
Don't let him farm or you lose the game, mercs + phase rush and he does nothing to you
Heimerdinger
Turrets are free money, Heimer is strong but honestly easy to kill
Gragas
Can be annoying but not hard
Karma
Fuck Karma top, just farm, her damage is just stupid so don't waste time on trying to kill her
Alistar
Alistar is kinda Pepega pick but he can feed you to his jungle i guess??
Yone
Yeah.. 200 years of game design is hard to beat
Quinn
You should beat her but Quinn is not a easy lane by any means
Warwick
Just kill the dog
Sett
200 years of shitty game design, just don't die to him
Malphite
Only a issue in late game, bully him, he will run out of mana soon enough
Ornn
Don't get knocked, punish him
Shen
Shouldn't be hard, if he tp's, its your teams fault if they die
Akali
Can be hard but not too hard, just watch out for her E
Kled
Just dodge the game or pray for good team, good Kled player destroys you in lane
Yorick
Kinda like Nasus but more annoying and can actually kill you
Fizz
Bully him early, don't let him bully you or he becomes a issue
Renekton
Just waste of time, bait his dash and kill him
Galio
Swap lanes, doesn't matter you don't kill good galio player anyways
Ryze
Ryze fells off after lane, just play safe and keep dodging
Rumble
Skill matchup that favors Rumble players, Q doesn't blind him
Kayle
Kayle is useless for a long time, just kill her as often as you can before late game
Lucian
Lucian abuser KEKW, swifties are good against him
Mordekaiser
Can be hard, but you should come out as the winner, just don't get fucked
Pantheon
Fucking annoying, will kill you, don't fight him, don't do anything, just swap lane or dodge
Jayce
Can be hard, can be easy, its a skill diff
Ahri
Annoying, doesn't do much late game, just wait until then or ff15 if you happened to feed her or her jungle
Yuumi
Fucking amazing, keeps you alive, is cute, is loyal, helps you 1v8, keep the cat alive
Cassiopeia
Take her botlane with you and you will have fun time, has high chance of inting so don't trust the snake
Shaco
Amazing and tilting top + jungle combo, makes enemy ff15
Evelynn
Same as shaco but less tilting and less good overall
Lulu
Lulu makes Teemo big and strong
Akshan
Akshan revives Teemo, thats about it
Thresh
Amazing partner for late game
Jhin
Hut, two, three, FOUR.. haha get it?
Malzahar
Cancer combo POGGERS, feeds you kills by making enemy go stop
Tahm Kench
Poke the frog
Rengar
Pet the kitty, can feed you kills, will also steal them from you. Great stealth partner
Pyke
Gives Teemo more money and makes Teemo get full build faster
Ornn
Upgrades your stuff, thats it, pretty useless after that
Synergies
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Yuumi
Fucking amazing, keeps you alive, is cute, is loyal, helps you 1v8, keep the cat alive
Cassiopeia
Take her botlane with you and you will have fun time, has high chance of inting so don't trust the snake
Shaco
Amazing and tilting top + jungle combo, makes enemy ff15
Evelynn
Same as shaco but less tilting and less good overall
Lulu
Lulu makes Teemo big and strong
Akshan
Akshan revives Teemo, thats about it
Thresh
Amazing partner for late game
Jhin
Hut, two, three, FOUR.. haha get it?
Malzahar
Cancer combo POGGERS, feeds you kills by making enemy go stop
Tahm Kench
Poke the frog
Rengar
Pet the kitty, can feed you kills, will also steal them from you. Great stealth partner
Pyke
Gives Teemo more money and makes Teemo get full build faster
Ornn
Upgrades your stuff, thats it, pretty useless after that
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