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[S3] Der Tüp da`s Standard Build :)

RundesDreieck Last updated on November 2, 2013
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Offense: 30

Honor Guard

Defense: 0


Utility: 0

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Welcome to this Humor Guide!

At first:
I got Permission from Der Tüp da!
Some of these Items are bought EVERY Game from him.
Normally he builds the Riot-Build :P
But in 1on1 or if hes noob (like ever) he builds this^^

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Der Tüp da is a LoL - player who is meanwhile at 750 Elo.
I know him from School and sometimes I play with/ against him.
He is far or less the noobiest player in World, and he knows this.
We call his division "Wood". Only he is in there.

Here is a screenshot from his statistics (open in new tab to see it large):

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Full German Commentary by Marvox (MangoMashers)/ Short Version

Here are 2 Games, which Marvox played :)

I will show another Video with the most interesting Scenes.

Part 1:

And Part 2:

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About Marvox

Marvox is a Diamond V - Player in Solo/Duo Queue
His Ranked Team is Platinum V in 3v3 and 5v5.

View his Stats on Elophant

Marvox has a german channel on YouTube - MangoMashers
I´ll show you the Video soon, for Germans enjoy the Let`s Play^^

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About 2 months ago, he didn`t owned a single Rune and he played...
sorry lost rankeds. Now he owns many Runes, but not real ones.
I dont want to get Eye Cancer when I look them up and so I decided
to choose Pro-as-Hack-Runes :P ---> Full AP/AD

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Same as the Runes^^ Pro-as-Hack-Masteries ---> 30/0/0

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Yeah the Items...
I know how he plays and which Items he buys.
So I grabbed only one Offensive Item and many good defensive Items
but it`s under discussion if these are good Items^^

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Pros / Cons

You wont be able to get killed
(If youre name isn`t "Der Tüp da")

-You won`t be able to get kills
-Every one wil be laughing about you.
-You will change youre gender into
"Der Tüp da"
-You will always live alone after playing this :)

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This is also a part of this Guide!

IF you farm it wont be Der Tüp da`s Standard Build.

You have not to want to kill enemy Creeps!

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Special Thanks to:

Der Tüp da who gave me permission

Jejirio who gave me the Idea

Marvox who made a video (Subscribe for German Let`s Plays of LoL and other Games :>) - His Youtube Channel

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