Humor Guide by baitbedder
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This guide serves as a collection of the best builds that have ever seen the face of the earth. Currently, there are two champions featured in this build, being Kassadin and Trundle. These champions are seen as the most troll-like champions in the game. Especially Trundle, being the Cursed Troll. This guide will first begin with explaining and discussing Kassadin.
Kassadin - Why is this guide the best?
I have played Kassadin more than one time. That is probably more than you, given that you, sire, are a true moron and a imbecile. Do you even know what's an imbecile? Thus this guide is the best, simply because the author has better vocabulary than you. Like vocabulary matters anyways.
Kassadin - Pros/Cons
Kassadin has a number of pros and cons.
Ability to blink away with the use of ulti, Riftwalk
Noobs suck at using Kassadin.
All other abilities, Null Sphere, Nether Blade and Force Pulse are absolutely useless.
Kassadin excels at getting owned by pros.
Kassadin - Runes
Greater Mark of Cooldown Reduction
Greater Seal of Cooldown Reduction
Greater Glyph of Cooldown Reduction
Greater Quintessence of Cooldown Reduction
For runes on Kassadin, we take cooldown marks, cooldown glyphs, cooldown seals and cooldown quints. This is essential as we want to ensure that Riftwalk comes up every 0 seconds. The importance of Riftwalk will be described in the next section.
Kassadin - Skill Sequence
The ability to use Riftwalk is absolutely essential, as it allows for repeated use of Riftwalk to close gaps, deal damage and kill-steal from your teammates. Also, Riftwalk allows for quick escape if a sudden gank appears, or luring the other team into a teamfight, which your team would lose but you would still survive.
Kassadin - Masteries
We take a 8/1/21 tree, because it looks cool.
Greed and Wealth serve to give gold.
Mastermind for more Clairvoyance and making sure you can use Promote every time the tank minion comes.
Sorcery for added cooldown reduction for more spamming of Riftwalk
That's all the important parts.
Kassadin - Items
We would want to take Vision Ward, as you need to know when the baddies come. Ward the whole map! It prevents you from dying.
Also, after taking Vision Ward, we take Elixir of Agility, enabling faster attack speed in the face of evil forces. It's cool.
Kassadin - Summoner Spells
Take Promote, because Kassadin is one of the lousiest pushers ever. EVER. So Promote is absolutely important. End of discussion. If you don't take Promote, you're a moron and obviously have 0 ELO.
Take Clairvoyance, because a good solo-mid Kassadin is always prone to ganks. Clairvoyance every single bush. It will allow you to Riftwalk away if you see any baddies coming around.
Kassadin - Summary