THIS IS NOT YOUR AVERAGE MALPHITE SUPPORT BUILLLDDDDD!?!!!!!!

No seriously, this is a for fun guide

THIS IS THE "**** YOU!11!!I'M GOING TO SLOW YOU AND THEN KILL YOU WITH MALPHITE Q WHICH SPEEDS ME UP AND SLOWS YOU DOWN" MALPHITE SUPPORT GUIDE!!!11!

THIS GUIDE IS ONLY FOR THE MALPHITE PLAYERS WITH THE BIGGEST BALLS!!11!!!

ANSWER: HE'S REALLY STRONG RIGHT NOW AND HE'S FUN IN GENERAL AND RIOT CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO THE CHAMPION THAT WILL TAKE AWAY HIS ABILITY TO DO THE BIG CC UNLESS THEY REWORK HIM AND DESTROY HIS IDENTITY WHICH HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE

Malphite's core identity is his ultimate, which is a nontargeted knock-up that deals magic damage. He is also unstoppable.

Play him.

why not ****er. Don't question my intelligence.

Runes

I'm not doing any fancy stuff like showing pictures of runes and stuff. It's literally above this.

Phase Rush

Phase Rush will allow you to take quick trades and run away. If you ult, E, and Q you can run away at max speed. Take Manaflow band because you kinda really need it (you can take nimbus cloak but don't), celerity because fast, and waterwalking because fast. You can also take scorch if you want but you won't go as fast.

You want to take either Domination or Inspiration.
You take inspiration into poke and take biscuits and approach velocity.
You take domination into everything else and take Cheapshot and Relentless or Ultimate hunter.

PREADTORYYY

You take Predator because it's funny and also you go fast. Take cheapshot, Eyeball, and ultimate or relentless hunter. Take Sorcery second with manaflow band and celerity.

****IGN FRREEEZE THEM!!!11!1

this one is kinda eh. it's funny as well, but it's not as good. Take Glacial to slow, hextech flashtraption to flash, biscuits because you need them now, and approach velocity. Take sorcery second and take nimbus cloak and celerity.


Play Video
this video is kinda funny

Heres the link: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/13749649/

Holy **** this is kinda tiring.
Imma do a quick run-through

STRATINGASD

GO RELIC SHIELD! PLEASE DON'T GO SPELLTHIEF'S! I WILL BREAK YOUR SHINS!!1!!

MYRHICS1112!@$!

**** YOU!1!!1 GO TURBO FOR FUNNY SPEED AND TANK!11 GO SHURELYA'S FOR SPEED AND SUPPROT IF YOUR'EA NICE1!! IMPERAIAL MANDATE CAUSE ALL YOU DO IS SLOWWW!!!!11!1 LUDENS FOR APPPP1!!!1

First back

If you want to commit to the AP burst, get a Lost Chapter first if you can. If you can't buy it on first back try to build for it. If you're indecisive between Imperial Mandate and Shurelya's you can get a kindlegem. For Turbo Chemtank you want to get a Bami's. Don't forget boots and control wards.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS!!!!!

GO SORC IF YOUR'E GOING AP! GO MERC AGAINST LOT AP!!11 GO NINJA TABI AGINAST AD!!!1

IT'S TOO MUCH WORK TO TALK MORE!!!!11 LOOK AT THIS!!11

In Laning Phase poke, and then go in at level 6. Your ult is your strongest tool and you can win teamfights with it. You can also get picks on unfortunate ADC's. And Soraka. Malphite is very strong. Play him. also q a lot. When you chase you q.