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[quote=Scrax]Give loads of RP now, servers split, +free transfer, go to the server that never crashes (almost), PROFIT.[/quote]

[quote=Piksel4o]Don't forget the 14 day IP boost, HOORAY![/quote]

[quote=Xenasis]God I hate EU Riot. I wouldn't mind as much if it didn't take them 3-4 hours to tell us what the problem was, an ETA, etc. They always go on about how EU has more players than US, if that's true, why don't we get nearly as many reds... Ymir needs a pay rise![/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS][quote=Cat the Trollific] [quote=JEFFY40HANDS] Wanted to grab a cup of coffee and play a game of LoL before work....Sadly the coffee machine was broken and so are the servers :/ [/quote] Coffee machine status: Busy Our coffee machine is currently set to busy to help us maintain the quality of the coffee. We are closely monitoring the number of users making coffee, and we will remove the busy status as soon as possible. Your patience is always appreciated while we work to allow everyone access to Coffee.machine again. [/quote] ((I lold)) *Finally gets to the log in screen, types in his information* We are currently experiencing a high frequency of log ins. You are currently..... OVER 9000TH!!!!!!! in line please wait patiently. We estimate your time in que shall be no longer than... 90 minutes... *Thinks to self, "Well at least I can get my coffee now I hope". Turns to see his brother pouring the last cup* GRRRRRRRRR *Facerolls keyboard agressively* Perhaps for compinsation instead of giving us IP boosts they just give us 6300 IP or 3000RP....That way rather than not be able to use our IP boosts because servers are down we can log in and feel instant gratification as though we had just played and won 20 games in a row....As well they can get their "money" back instantly because we'll all spend it on Leona....Who hopefully doesn't turn out like Yorick....I mean seriously I'd love them to refund the RP I spent on that load of crap....[/quote]

[quote=Xiaowiriamu]True, a fixed figure of 6300 IP or RP is better than a 14 day boost or anything, as throughout those 14 days 7 days will be "server: busy" or "down" or "crashed"[/quote]

[quote=Shrillex]USA!USA![/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]DUR-MAC-IA DUR-MAC-IA[/quote]

[quote=Wintermond][quote=Xiaowiriamu] Skins and RP are useless if you can't even play. It's like buying someone with no arms an xbox 360. [/quote] Hah!, but he can still play via Xbox Kinect-oh, wait...[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS][quote=Wintermond] [quote=Xiaowiriamu] Skins and RP are useless if you can't even play. It's like buying someone with no arms an xbox 360. [/quote] Hah!, but he can still play via Xbox Kinect-oh, wait... [/quote] No worries, armless people can still use their legs for Xbox Kinect. It's in the instruction manual. They simply have to use the patented prostetic arm controllers. And have the assitance of one or two other to operate the arms for them. Pretty neat huh?[/quote]

[quote=Piksel4o]Well, don't worry, Europe split has come to solve our problems!!! wait, damn.[/quote]