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"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Searz wrote:
YUP. This right here. I'm now 100% sure.
fine you wish to believe im trolling then go ahead I really don't care...all it proves is you are ignorant and didn't listen to a word I said.
"The Wolf eyes the Prey, The Cow eats the hay, One of them is a killer, The other his buffet"
I dont understand why people are trying to make me out as a troll - its actually quite hurtful that I am pouring my heart out and people are accusingme of being false like this :(
"The Wolf eyes the Prey, The Cow eats the hay, One of them is a killer, The other his buffet"
Oh my god, now we've got another troll..
"I'm ebolakin. You can refer to me as Ebola-Chan." - Vurtax
"I also am Otherkin. Whenever autumn rolls around I can feel my kin-type slowly taking over my body. You must know, I identify as pumpkin. I can control it pretty good most of the time, but when September ends, I just cant hold it in anymore. Whenever Im outside I see my brothers and sisters being chopped into soup, coffee, donuts, cake, drinks, bread - ppl even cut human faces into their skin, making a mockery out of their noble appearance. When I see things like that I cant control my pumpkin urges anymore. My natural instincts kick in. I then sit down motionless, while getting bright orange." - Morgana L
"I also am Otherkin. Whenever autumn rolls around I can feel my kin-type slowly taking over my body. You must know, I identify as pumpkin. I can control it pretty good most of the time, but when September ends, I just cant hold it in anymore. Whenever Im outside I see my brothers and sisters being chopped into soup, coffee, donuts, cake, drinks, bread - ppl even cut human faces into their skin, making a mockery out of their noble appearance. When I see things like that I cant control my pumpkin urges anymore. My natural instincts kick in. I then sit down motionless, while getting bright orange." - Morgana L
GrandmasterD wrote:
LEAVE MYBLOODISBLACK ALONE!!11!!!1
LEAVE THEM ALONE1!!!11!!
@_@ is this an act of kindness? Thank you GrandmasterD
"The Wolf eyes the Prey, The Cow eats the hay, One of them is a killer, The other his buffet"
Referring to yourself as a nobody will get you nowhere at all.
And, you should calm down and seriously think about what you say, instead of being hasty and making AMA's like this, then having them spiral out of control like this.
I get it, low self-esteem is lame, but, not everyone who has it does things like this.
Take care.
And, you should calm down and seriously think about what you say, instead of being hasty and making AMA's like this, then having them spiral out of control like this.
I get it, low self-esteem is lame, but, not everyone who has it does things like this.
Take care.
Its incredible how everyone thinks the most genuine person in mobafire is a fake :(
YUP. This right here. I'm now 100% sure.