I Am A Worthless Sack of Monkey ****, AMA

[quote=Toshabi]Ugh, I don't even get attention anymore online. My parents said "Hi Toshabi, how was your day, son?". It's like they don't even get me anymore. For starters, I'm a POKEMON not your son, UGH. I told them that. Then they had the nerve to say "I thought you were a pony?"! It's like they don't even LOVE ME ANYMORE. Actually now I'm my favorite anime character, "EmoGuyKenpichiramahamachimichanga-san" who reminds me a lot of myself. His character like, is sad because like, the world wants to bring him down and everyone is against him and like stuff and he goes on an adventure to prove that like, he's better than everyone else but like people are like "HEY THIS GUY LETS MAKE A CONFUSING BACKSTORY LIKE EVERY OTHER SHITTY ANIME THAT'S HOT RIGHT NOW AND LIKE MAKE FUN OF THIS GUY BECAUSE LIKE WE DONT KNOW BUT HE HAS LIKE A SUPER POWER THAT CAN KILL US LETS POKE THIS ANGRY BEAR WITH A STICK AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS". Ugh, yeah and my parents had the nerve to text me this morning saying "We hope you have a wonderful day! We love you very much and are very proud of you =)". Who even USES emoticons anymore. Ugh, it's like they do it to make fun of me and bash me for being different. And they have the nerve to not even address me as a POKEMON or ANIME or PONY. I'm so sick and tired of them and I hate how the world just hates on me. I don't even know why I'm making this AMA thread when no one even gives me attention anymore. I'm just going to sit in my bathroom alone and cry to myself while I browse the latest memes on 4chan like all my cool internet friends who I don't have do. My favorite song is "Crawling" by Linkin Park, it's like they made those lyrics for me. BTW, I have like a BILLION SOCIAL DISORDERS!!! OMFG! I'm Toshabi, master of all things chaotic on MOBAfail, ask me anything, UGH![/quote]

[quote=GrandmasterD]Favourite sexual position?[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi][quote=GrandmasterD] Favourite sexual position? [/quote] It's a tie between hydro pumping, the equestrian tumblr or the metapod tackle.[/quote]

[quote=sirell]How was your day, pony? I hope you had a wonderful day. =)[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi][quote=sirell] How was your day, pony? I hope you had a wonderful day. =) [/quote] IM SICK AND TIRED OF HATERS LIKE YOU YOU RUIN MY LIFE I AM A POKEMON PONY ANIME AUTIST UGH! UGH!!! [h1]UUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!![/h1] I never have a wonderful day. It's like I was born to be miserable. SIGH[/quote]

[quote=OTGBionicArm]What's it like being part of the Pokemon equivalent of the KKK? How are the meetings?[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi]It's been relatively eventful, to say the least. We discriminate against people who are OBVIOUSLY HATERS. This is mostly bronies and furries alike. We burn them at the digital stake while chanting popular american culture songs. Afterwards, me and my brethren reconvene at the Hometown Buffet and we enjoy a nice meal together.[/quote]

[quote=GrandmasterD][quote=Toshabi] It's been relatively eventful, to say the least. We discriminate against people who are OBVIOUSLY HATERS. This is mostly bronies and furries alike. We burn them at the digital stake while chanting popular american culture songs. Afterwards, me and my brethren reconvene at the Hometown Buffet and we enjoy a nice meal together. [/quote] But it's not your fault right? It's like the autism talking, right?[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi][quote=GrandmasterD] [quote=Toshabi] It's been relatively eventful, to say the least. We discriminate against people who are OBVIOUSLY HATERS. This is mostly bronies and furries alike. We burn them at the digital stake while chanting popular american culture songs. Afterwards, me and my brethren reconvene at the Hometown Buffet and we enjoy a nice meal together. [/quote] But it's not your fault right? It's like the autism talking, right? [/quote] FINALLY! SOMEONE THAT GETS ME! UGH![/quote]

[quote=lifebaka]Magnets, how do they work? Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? How do I get ripped like you? Does it involve lifting weights? 'Cuz I hate lifting weights. Lifting weights is like work, and I hate work.[/quote]