B-Wong wrote:
Yu Mo Gwai Mai Fai Di Zhao
I'm not hearing the Gwai Gui
Maybe I'm ******ed.
Or maybe it's because you will ALWAYS B-Wrong.
Before you ask, NO, you do NOT deserve an original insult.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
I love you.
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wRAthoFVuLK wrote:
I love you.
No. Just no. Knowing you Wrath, when you say "I love you" it usually has something to do with a tarp, a raincoat, talcum powder and a ****load of lotion. Leave that sort of gay stuff with your other boytoys. >:[
kin333x wrote:
lol
You laugh but it's for real. Knowing you, you just made a dim-witted Morde es #1 joke inside of mobafail chat on LoL and chances are, NOBODY ****ING LAUGHED. >:[
theBMB wrote:
Hit me with what you got brony, real ponies speak with their hooves
You say that is if that were even possible. Hooves? If that were even possible, you wouldn't have been able to type out that comment you dumb **** because it'd simply be too goddam impossible with those flat hooves. Here, lemme rewrite out your post as if you really did have hooves;
theBMB wrote:
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Q: How does it work, oh great Toshabi?
A: It's quite simple! Just post on here! It can be anything from "Insult me!" to "Toshabi, you're [REDACTED]". It simply doesn't matter!
Q: I've seen deals like this before! So where's the catch?
A: Seriously? Are you going to question a deal THIS EXTRAORDINARY you ****ing mule!?
Q: Toshabi, this is Jebus 'fun stopper' McAzn, and I cannot allow you to run a thread like this on MOBAfire forum. I'm afraid I'm going to have to lock-
A: Yu Mo Gwai Gui Fai Di Zao
Q: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *poof*
Now that the basic questions are out of the way, Toshabi insult thread is...... GO!