HE GOT OFF THE BOAT
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"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Yeah, 3 months of no videos and then two in a week. I'm not sure if my heart can handle any more of this D:
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Anime's starting to become more of a hype where I live, at least that's how I experience it. A while ago I was discussing anime with someone who was talking about anime stereotypes. I don't believe she was right though, she was more talking about the school stereotypes. So I told her that. Then she goes on saying she doesn't watch the ridiculous stuff I do. I never mentioned what I watched so I wonder what she assumed I watched but anyway, tldr, I asked her what she watched, go home, give it a go and it turned out to be a ****ty, almost ecchi high school fantasy romcom (semi-harem too) with terrible humor. Oh the irony.
Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu, if anybody knows it. I'm enjoying it but you know what my taste's like. Also just thinking I got this recommended as a decent, high quality series that would instantly make me regret my watch history in shame gives me the giggles.
Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu, if anybody knows it. I'm enjoying it but you know what my taste's like. Also just thinking I got this recommended as a decent, high quality series that would instantly make me regret my watch history in shame gives me the giggles.
********'s a pretty good fertilizer
I found gold amongst the sea of mediocre comedy series: Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou. It's basically just about a group of all boy school students and their everyday stuff, it sounds boring but it's really fun in my opinion at least. The voice actors are also perfect.
Example:
Example:
"A person giving you advice isn't perfect and has their own shortcomings but they may give you the piece that you're missing."
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