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"I'm ebolakin. You can refer to me as Ebola-Chan." - Vurtax
"I also am Otherkin. Whenever autumn rolls around I can feel my kin-type slowly taking over my body. You must know, I identify as pumpkin. I can control it pretty good most of the time, but when September ends, I just cant hold it in anymore. Whenever Im outside I see my brothers and sisters being chopped into soup, coffee, donuts, cake, drinks, bread - ppl even cut human faces into their skin, making a mockery out of their noble appearance. When I see things like that I cant control my pumpkin urges anymore. My natural instincts kick in. I then sit down motionless, while getting bright orange." - Morgana L
"I also am Otherkin. Whenever autumn rolls around I can feel my kin-type slowly taking over my body. You must know, I identify as pumpkin. I can control it pretty good most of the time, but when September ends, I just cant hold it in anymore. Whenever Im outside I see my brothers and sisters being chopped into soup, coffee, donuts, cake, drinks, bread - ppl even cut human faces into their skin, making a mockery out of their noble appearance. When I see things like that I cant control my pumpkin urges anymore. My natural instincts kick in. I then sit down motionless, while getting bright orange." - Morgana L
Well i tend to have a huge pile of magazines (mainly Focus) and the newest newspaper :P
I dont own a smart-****-phone so i dont browse internet while i poop :P buuuut i like to play texas hold'em on the toilet :P
I dont own a smart-****-phone so i dont browse internet while i poop :P buuuut i like to play texas hold'em on the toilet :P
DEWO wrote:
Well i tend to have a huge pile of magazines (mainly Focus) and the newest newspaper :P
I dont own a smart-****-phone so i dont browse internet while i poop :P buuuut i like to play texas hold'em on the toilet :P
Man all the magazines I have are boring. I just read the drama going on at Facebook or browse the forums here.
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I'm about to leave, then a game is found -.-
So i'm like, "hey guys, I gotta take a dump, thanks for waiting."
I lock in TF, once I have runes/masteries set up I sprint to the bathroom.
I sit down and I take a dump so fast I swear I couldn't have done it faster with laxatives.
Also, it was square. Painful as ****, 100x worse because I was going warp speed.
Anyways, I wipe faster than I pooped and I flush.
The toilet clogs.
I say, "**** this"
get back to my computer, I'm loaded like 20%.
That's the story of my fastest **** ever.