So it's okay if I unload all of my wet dreams here then?
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Gonna Meme-arrow this **** cuz it's much faster for telling stories
>Just signed up for a new team in football(actually something from real life)
>Striker
>Playing the final game of the season against our main competitors
>Score a couple of goals, but our team plays like ****
>At half-time some switch flips and i go bat**** insane yelling at everyone
>Ends up motivating them
>Go out to the match motivated as ****, ready to kick some ***
>Still lose the game
>End up taking the opposing strikers sister home with me at the afterparty
**** went better than expected.
>Just signed up for a new team in football(actually something from real life)
>Striker
>Playing the final game of the season against our main competitors
>Score a couple of goals, but our team plays like ****
>At half-time some switch flips and i go bat**** insane yelling at everyone
>Ends up motivating them
>Go out to the match motivated as ****, ready to kick some ***
>Still lose the game
>End up taking the opposing strikers sister home with me at the afterparty
**** went better than expected.
Ty MM and Blood for the sigs :3 | Rammus is comming back - heard it here first!
"Carrying"-guide | My reviewservice
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Quoted:
Gonna Meme-arrow this **** cuz it's much faster for telling stories
>Just signed up for a new team in football(actually something from real life)
>Striker
>Playing the final game of the season against our main competitors
>Score a couple of goals, but our team plays like ****
>At half-time some switch flips and i go bat**** insane yelling at everyone
>Ends up motivating them
>Go out to the match motivated as ****, ready to kick some ***
>Still lose the game
>End up taking the opposing strikers sister home with me at the afterparty
**** went better than expected.
It needs three steps:
1. Play some irl games
2. Yell and watch them get motivated
3. ????
4. Get laid.
Thanks to OwenTheAwesomer for the signature =)
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I had a dream about going to the dentist xD
Kind of a nice feeling since I've been to the dentist this entire week, and when they tried fixing my teeth and stuff I felt no pain. I was relieved xD Kinda helped me get a sense of myself before going to the dentist again D<